The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
~By Natalie Wood ~
If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one.
~By Jessamyn West ~
We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York.
~By Darius Rucker ~
For the baby boomer generation, a home is now seen not as the cornerstone of advancement but a ball and chain, restricting their ability and their mobility to move and seek out a job at another location.
~By Mortimer Zuckerman ~
Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting.
~By Jane Fonda ~
A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
~By Ronald Knox ~
I stand on the sidewalk watching it because the responsibility is mine and I must, I take a very firm hold on the handles of the baby carriage and I wheel it into the traffic.
~By Grace Abbott ~
I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby.
~By Barack Obama ~
I took Bobby Kennedy through the delta and he cried like a baby.
~By Charles Evers ~
Your dear baby has died innocent and blameless, and has been called away by an all wise and merciful Creator, most probably from a life to misery and misfortune, and most certainly to one of happiness and bliss.
~By George Mason ~
I achieved something specially different with Love To Love You Baby and I Feel Love. These songs will endure.
~By Giorgio Moroder ~
My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship. Yes, baby.
~By Star Jones ~
I'd do pretty much anything to get back on stage. I'd like to develop a new musical. I nearly had a heart attack when I heard that they're developing John Waters' Cry-Baby because that is so amazing and super and wonderful and I wish that I could be involved. But it's not the right time and I understand that. But I hear things like that and I get that little tingle in my stomach.
~By Kristen Bell ~
Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.
~By Jayne Mansfield ~
Everyone matures. When I was Newt's age, I thought I had the right answer to things. The baby-boomers as political leaders are still on trial by the American people.
~By Pete du Pont ~
London is a modern Babylon.
~By Benjamin Disraeli ~
By 3000 B.C. the art of Egypt was so ripe and so far advanced that it is surprising to find any student of early culture proposing that the crude contemporary art of the early Babylonians is the product of a civilization earlier than that of the Nile.
~By James H. Breasted ~
Melanie is more of a disciplinarian with the little girl than me, probably because it's my first baby. She gets everything easy from Papa. I am more weak. She takes advantage of me.
~By Antonio Banderas ~
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
~By Chuck Jones ~
Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
~By Paris Hilton ~
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
~By Steven Wright ~
So don't get me wrong, I love my songs, and I still love hearing them. That's history, baby.
~By Ronnie Spector ~
I have a little baby. She knows who I am. My friends know. My family knows.
~By Marla Maples ~
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
~By Jean Kerr ~
I didn't have any problem bonding with Honey, but I was plagued with insecurities about my ability to bring up my baby.
~By Gail Porter ~
Mary and Carrie and baby Grace and Ma had all had scarlet fever. The Nelsons across the creek had had it too, so there had been no one to help Pa and Laura.
~By Laura Ingalls Wilder ~
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
~By David Letterman ~
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
~By Dakota Fanning ~
I remember when my mother pointed to a stone, and she said this was the kind of stone people used to place on the feet of the baby girls to stop them trying to climb away and unbind their feet.
~By Jung Chang ~
The ability and desire to transform the mundane materials at hand that we both bring into the collaboration well beyond the sum total of the parts - to birth a new baby neither of us could claim single parentage of.
~By Gary Lucas ~
There is a kind of fear, approaching a panic, that's spreading through the Baby Boom Generation, which has suddenly discovered that it will have to provide for its own retirement.
~By Ron Chernow ~
Today, Medicare provides health insurance to about 40 million seniors and disabled individuals each year. The number is only expected to grow as the baby boomers begin retiring.
~By Jim Bunning ~
The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.
~By Sammy Hagar ~
A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.
~By Maurice Johnstone ~
I felt we really couldn't be separated that much. I'd had a baby, and I was traveling and working alone while he was in the Army. It was very difficult-the phone calls and all of that. I really was very depressed.
~By Eydie Gorme ~
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
~By Enid Bagnold ~
Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live.
~By Lucy Ellman ~
We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment for us as we are for him.
~By Polly Berrien Berends ~
If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless.
~By Crystal Eastman ~
The doctors say it dates back to a film where I had these huge prosthetic breasts because my character was breast-feeding. The weight of them, and of the baby, did my back in.
~By Anna Friel ~
Being a father, well, I don't know if this is a change, but it makes me want to get out of here faster. Get off the clock. Just 'cause the baby is my reason for living, my reason for coming to work.
~By Richard Dean Anderson ~
My psycho-analytic work has convinced me that when in the baby's mind the conflicts between love and hate arise, and the fears of losing the loved one become active, a very important step is made in development.
~By Melanie Klein ~
Our baby is safe, and it's just a house.
~By Jennifer Dunn ~
I visited those friends who'd just had a baby, and she was washing dishes and he was cleaning the house, and I burst with happiness. And in their minds, they were in this terrible domestic rut.
~By Josh Lucas ~
Brian was the oldest, I was in the middle and Carl was the baby. I was the troublemaker. Brian got great grades and Carl got the kind of grades I did. I failed everything. I was too busy fighting and running wild.
~By Dennis Wilson ~
Roger. Clear the tower. I got a pitch and a roll program, and this baby's really going.
~By Pete Conrad ~
Research has shown that a barren environment is much more damaging to baby animals than it is to adult animals. It does not hurt the adult animals the same way it damages babies.
~By Temple Grandin ~
I'm pro-life. I'll do all I can to see every baby is created with a future and potential. The legislature should do all it can to protect human life.
~By Sarah Palin ~
I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else.
~By Peter O'Toole ~
I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant.
~By Josh Lucas ~
I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!
~By Lea DeLaria ~
I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.
~By Kent McCord ~
A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.
~By Phyllis McGinley ~
My generation had to be taken seriously because we were stopping things and burning things. We were able to initiate change, because we had such vast numbers. We were part of the baby boom, and when we moved, everything moved with us.
~By John Hughes ~
Only when human sorrows are turned into a toy with glaring colors will baby people become interested - for a while at least. The people are a very fickle baby that must have new toys every day.
~By Emma Goldman ~
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
~By Frank Sinatra ~
I'll always have a baby face.
~By Tracey Gold ~
Our country also hungers for leadership to ensure the long-term survival of our Social Security system. With 70 million baby boomers in this country on the verge of retirement, we need to take action to shore up the system.
~By Kay Bailey Hutchison ~
My dad was the baby. When he was born they were already successful. They sent him to business school - he probably would have loved to have been a poet or a writer or something, and he was very creative.
~By Bob Balaban ~
I was just watching baby videos of me and I was obviously an exhibitionist.
~By Joseph Gordon-Levitt ~
When the baby dies, On every side Rose stranger's voices, hard and harsh and loud. The baby was not wrapped in any shroud. The mother made no sound. Her head was bowed That men's eyes might not see Her misery.
~By Helen Hunt Jackson ~
I think I would be very sad if I wasn't able to have a baby.
~By Nicole Kidman ~
It is true that the movie is perhaps my most politically-charged. The story is thrust into motion by the idea of what do you do when your 13 year old daughter comes home pregnant. And not only is she pregnant, but she wants to keep the baby.
~By Todd Solondz ~
I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on.
~By Paris Hilton ~
I knew it was going to be the most extraordinary thing in my life, but how powerful it is, you can never know until you have a baby.
~By Celine Dion ~
It's really unfair to working women in America who read celebrity news and think, 'Why can't I lose weight when I've had a baby?' Well, everyone you're reading about has money for a trainer and a chef. That doesn't make it realistic.
~By Rachel Zoe ~
Parents should watch what their children watch and not use TV as a babysitter. If a show is objectionable they should turn it OFF. They should write the president of the network and tell him they are never going to watch that program again and why.
~By Bill Bixby ~
You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a tough job. You have to solve people's problems, you have to baby-sit people, you have to always be doing this cat-and-mouse game with the bad guys. My respect for them is immense.
~By Christopher Meloni ~
The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall.
~By Bob Marley ~
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
~By Ronald Reagan ~
Today there are about 40 million retirees receiving benefits; by the time all the baby boomers have retired, there will be more than 72 million retirees drawing Social Security benefits.
~By Tony Snow ~
I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.
~By Kirsten Dunst ~
I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower.
~By Susan Boyle ~
Well, the big elephant in the whole system is the baby boomer generation that marches through like a herd of elephants. And we begin to retire in 2008.
~By Lindsey Graham ~
Baby, black promoters oppressed me before white promoters ever got hold of me. Don't talk skin to me.
~By Mahalia Jackson ~
TV is not a baby sitter.
~By Luis Guzman ~
I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is.
~By Millicent Martin ~
My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer.
~By Mel Torme ~
I have the greatest husband. The baby is my main focus right now. We're both so excited. I mean, this is definitely the happiest moment in my life.
~By Ashlee Simpson ~
They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together.
~By Al Roker ~
I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle.
~By Bill Wyman ~
When a 12-year-old, a 13-year-old, so desperately wants a baby what she's looking for is the kind of unconditional love a child gives a mother and a mother gives a child.
~By Ellen Barkin ~
I think we will have a boy baby and he will be born on the 20th of August. Everyone else has a girl baby and at times I don't believe I should mind having a little Phyllis Dawn but Dearest wants a boy and I do.
~By Dawn Powell ~
Maybe it will be a great thing when the Baby Boomers finally die out. In real life, it's not a matter of the good guys or the bad guys. Rather, it's big numbers and small numbers that do the counting.
~By Jack Bowman ~
Well, the first year I lost my voice I didn't mind so much because I was going to have a baby and I was distracted with him anyway, I didn't even think about it that much, well, OK, this is what's happening.
~By Rosanne Cash ~
On October 28th, 1887, I became the mother of a girl baby, the very image of its father, at least that is what he said, but who has the temper of its mother.
~By Calamity Jane ~
Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.
~By Hal Sparks ~
Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact the family brings up baby by being brought up by him.
~By Erik H. Erikson ~
A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.
~By Laura Ingalls Wilder ~
I started playing Madden back in 1993 because that was the first year I actually made it into the game and that was a big thrill. When you're in Madden, you've made it, baby.
~By Michael Strahan ~
A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
~By Eda J. Le Shan ~
The only language men ever speak perfectly is the one they learn in babyhood, when no one can teach them anything!
~By Maria Montessori ~
I would like to have you quote me, Erich von Stroheim, as having said on this day of this month of this year this one thing: you Americans are living on baby food.
~By Erich von Stroheim ~
I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?
~By Dustin Hoffman ~
We're all born bald, baby.
~By Telly Savalas ~
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
~By T. S. Eliot ~
The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby.
~By Vin Diesel ~
I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size.
~By Anna Friel ~
Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals "love" them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
~By Edwin Way Teale ~
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
~By Eugene Field ~
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