Divorce Quotes And Sayings

Quotes And Sayings About Divorce

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Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
~By Brian Celio ~


Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
~By Henny Youngman ~


Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.
~By Sumner Redstone ~


When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.
~By Monica Bellucci ~


You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.
~By Clare Boothe Luce ~


Most women outlive their spouses. Divorce remains at record rates. It's important for a woman to be able to control her finances.
~By Maria Bartiromo ~


What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.
~By Claire Trevor ~


One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
~By Robert Byrne ~


A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
~By Jean Kerr ~


My parent's divorce and hard times at school, all those things combined to mold me, to make me grow up quicker. And it gave me the drive to pursue my dreams that I wouldn't necessarily have had otherwise.
~By Christina Aguilera ~


Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.
~By Richard Wagner ~


Meanwhile I married and I adopted three kids who were all from one family and then later I was divorced.
~By Betty Hill ~


I was married at 16, a father at 17 and divorced at 18.
~By Placido Domingo ~


I decided to write about the myths of divorce.
~By Mary Garden ~


I didn't expect to be doing a whole bunch of Amber Browns. And because it was just one book, and the father had moved away, I didn't realize I was going to have to deal more with shared custody, divorce and all those issues.
~By Paula Danziger ~


Dante can be understood only within the context of Italian thought, and Faust would be unthinkable if divorced from its German background; but both are part of our common cultural heritage.
~By Gustav Stresemann ~


I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work.
~By Princess Diana ~


I don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people aren't happy with.
~By Mark Ruffalo ~


People in the business will stay with you through drugs and alcohol and divorces and insanity and everything else, but you have a failure, pal, and they don't want to know nothing about you!
~By Don Johnson ~


I believe I went through a divorce. My relationship with Ellen is no less significant as a marriage than my relationship to Coley.
~By Anne Heche ~


I'm not saying that people should not divorce, but at the rate at which it happens here is sick. The kids, they suffer. I don't care what anyone says.
~By Eric Braeden ~


She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him.
~By Priscilla Presley ~


The conscious process is reflected in the imagination; the unconscious process is expressed as karma, the generation of actions divorced from thinking and alienated from feeling.
~By William Irwin Thompson ~


I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
~By Susan B. Anthony ~


Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
~By Rita Mae Brown ~


When I got divorced and moved into an apartment, I started keeping the TV on, just for company.
~By Mark Harmon ~


Very few people can truly divorce themselves from what they feel emotionally and sexually.
~By Boy George ~


Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I'm 46, I've worked for the Post Office for 18 years, seven facilities in three states.
~By Arthur Godfrey ~


Knowledge which is divorced from justice, may be called cunning rather than wisdom.
~By Marcus Tullius Cicero ~


When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
~By Helen Rowland ~


Compared to America or Europe, God isn't a big part of our lives here. I don't know anyone here who goes to church when he's had a rough divorce or is going through depression. We go out into nature instead.
~By Bjork ~


A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
~By Anna Magnani ~


The influx of women into paid work and her increased power raise a woman's aspirations and hopes for equal treatment at home. Her lower wage and status at work and the threat of divorce reduce what she presses for and actually expects.
~By Arlie Hochschild ~


I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
~By Jay Mohr ~


I'm going through a divorce now. This is the second one, and like baseball, I'm not gonna get three strikes. I've been living by myself for five years and I'm very comfortable. I can play my guitar when I want to.
~By Buddy Guy ~


Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
~By Helen Rowland ~


I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
~By Elayne Boosler ~


Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors.
~By Jim Morrison ~


In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
~By Robert Anderson ~


And from my place, and from the time that I went through my divorce, I also had my father pass away in the middle of all that. And it kind of made everything else just kind of like the back burner, you know.
~By Vince Gill ~


The divorce was rough on all of us. I don't blame Hollywood for my family's problems. But having all of it reported in the press made it more of an ordeal.
~By Kieran Culkin ~


A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
~By Mickey Rooney ~


But then, you know, I'm very happy, I've got to this stage in my life and I'm not dead. I haven't got married and divorced and done all that palimony business, you know all that mess.
~By Michael Hutchence ~


They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.
~By Suze Orman ~


My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.
~By Merle Haggard ~


If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
~By Mignon McLaughlin ~


Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
~By Helen Rowland ~


The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal - every other affliction to forget: but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open - this affliction we cherish and brood over in solitude.
~By Washington Irving ~


Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
~By Gerald F. Lieberman ~


I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.
~By Vera Brittain ~


In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
~By Lauren Bacall ~


Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
~By Tertullian ~


There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
~By Norman Mailer ~


I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.
~By Edward Albee ~


The way they were writing Christine as this older woman who got married, which she shouldn't have. Obviously got divorced right away. Reached the glass ceiling in the police precinct. So there is a part of her that died because she knows she couldn't go any farther.
~By Sharon Gless ~


Kids today don't want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced already. They just don't believe in it.
~By Wally Schirra ~


Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
~By Ambrose Bierce ~


I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
~By Catherine Deneuve ~


When I was 18 I went to college for two years and didn't work for a year which was essential for me, because my identity had been so influenced by my being an actor and I think I just needed to discover what it was to be myself, divorced from all that responsibility.
~By Claire Danes ~


When I was a kid, people who got divorced were people who had no gumption.
~By Phil Donahue ~


I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
~By Gloria Swanson ~


Whatever is said about roles drying up, I intend to keep working. Certainly now the roles couldn't be more interesting - playing mothers, divorcees. I think it's going to be exciting to play a mother of teenagers. The longer your life, the deeper it gets.
~By Naomi Watts ~


Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves.
~By Anna Held ~


A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
~By Marvin Mitchelson ~


During the first 10 years of my life, while my parents were married, I enjoyed a privileged upbringing. After their divorce, my life was difficult.
~By Bianca Jagger ~


Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
~By Cary Grant ~


Maybe it's because my mother divorced and my grandmother divorced, so maybe I'm frightened deep down. But then I also feel there is no real need. Why do I need to get married? To reassure me? No I don't need reassurance.
~By Juliette Binoche ~


I always used to look at books and wonder how anybody could come up with so many words. But my divorce and then falling in love with somebody else has released in me an ability to write in other ways apart from songs.
~By Roger Waters ~


Meaning is what essence becomes when it is divorced from the object of reference and wedded to the word.
~By Willard Van Orman Quine ~


There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated, totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.
~By Aimee Mann ~


With The Key, it was, I had gone through a divorce and losing my father, and just kinda really reminiscing about how much I loved the traditional side of country music, so I made a record that was really traditional from start to finish.
~By Vince Gill ~


Divorced from ethics, leadership is reduced to management and politics to mere technique.
~By James MacGregor Burns ~


He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
~By Zsa Zsa Gabor ~


I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me.
~By Kurt Cobain ~


I lived a really wonderful life with this man and even after our divorce, it was incredible.
~By Priscilla Presley ~


Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
~By Zsa Zsa Gabor ~


You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.
~By Willie Nelson ~


Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
~By Zsa Zsa Gabor ~


American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
~By Elinor Glyn ~


You can't divorce religious belief and public service I've never detected any conflict between God's will and my political duty. If you violate one, you violate the other.
~By Jimmy Carter ~


I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
~By John Milius ~


The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.
~By Annette Funicello ~


Land and sea, weakness and decline are great separators, but death is the great divorcer for ever.
~By John Keats ~


People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.
~By Mary Wesley ~


Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.
~By P. J. O'Rourke ~


In Hollywood, after you get a little success, the next thing you usually get is a divorce.
~By Dan Dailey ~


My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
~By Wendy Liebman ~


I wanted to work; it's not right for a princess of the royal house to be commercial, so Andrew and I decided to make the divorce official so I could go off and get a job.
~By Sarah Ferguson ~


How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.
~By Lee Trevino ~


Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.
~By Hedy Lamarr ~


You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever.
~By Ellen Goodman ~


Instead, I think over the years we have cut the strength of marriage and relationships by the law and weakened the institution. We have tried to deal with relationships with no-fault divorce, with child custody, with so many other avenues; and it has not helped.
~By Timothy Murphy ~


When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
~By Joseph Campbell ~


I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
~By Zsa Zsa Gabor ~


I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.
~By James Denton ~


Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.
~By Hedy Lamarr ~


My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
~By Lee Trevino ~


You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
~By Zsa Zsa Gabor ~


When you're the youngest and the only boy, you get spoilt but you get told you're spoilt so you don't get to enjoy it very much. I was the only man in the house because my parents divorced and my dad moved away when I was 13.
~By Eddie Marsan ~


You can not divorce religious belief and public service. I've never detected any conflict between God's will and my political duty. If you violate one, you violate the other.
~By Jimmy Carter ~

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