To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
~By James Caan ~
Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult.
~By Priscilla Presley ~
Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves.
~By Anna Held ~
When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also.
~By Nicole Richie ~
Very few people can truly divorce themselves from what they feel emotionally and sexually.
~By Boy George ~
I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this.
~By Jim Carrey ~
When you're the youngest and the only boy, you get spoilt but you get told you're spoilt so you don't get to enjoy it very much. I was the only man in the house because my parents divorced and my dad moved away when I was 13.
~By Eddie Marsan ~
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
~By Allan Sherman ~
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
~By Helen Rowland ~
Men and women were declared equal one morning and everybody could divorce each other by postcard.
~By Kate Millett ~
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
~By Robin Williams ~
I had pretty much raised my kids and my first wife and I were divorced, so I began, in earnest, to start my musical career again. Going for the big record deal and all of that.
~By Jimmy Carl Black ~
The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce.
~By Lemuel K. Washburn ~
Years ago I wanted to buy an apartment in New York City. I was a single female - I had gone through my divorce - I had three children, I was in show business and black. It was, like, impossible.
~By Diana Ross ~
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
~By G. B. Trudeau ~
She divorced me August 10 of 2000, but she never was able to completely get rid of me. Don't ask me why.
~By Jim Lampley ~
Kids today don't want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced already. They just don't believe in it.
~By Wally Schirra ~
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America."
~By Helen Rowland ~
There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated, totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.
~By Aimee Mann ~
I wanted to work; it's not right for a princess of the royal house to be commercial, so Andrew and I decided to make the divorce official so I could go off and get a job.
~By Sarah Ferguson ~
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
~By Tertullian ~
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
~By Margaret Atwood ~
I've been married three times and divorced three times.
~By Rick Wakeman ~
I'm going through a divorce now. This is the second one, and like baseball, I'm not gonna get three strikes. I've been living by myself for five years and I'm very comfortable. I can play my guitar when I want to.
~By Buddy Guy ~
I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.
~By Edward Albee ~
When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.
~By Monica Bellucci ~
The conscious process is reflected in the imagination; the unconscious process is expressed as karma, the generation of actions divorced from thinking and alienated from feeling.
~By William Irwin Thompson ~
Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors.
~By Jim Morrison ~
You can not divorce religious belief and public service. I've never detected any conflict between God's will and my political duty. If you violate one, you violate the other.
~By Jimmy Carter ~
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
~By Elayne Boosler ~
Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.
~By Samuel Butler ~
I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
~By Lucille Ball ~
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
~By Mary Kay Blakely ~
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
~By P. J. O'Rourke ~
If we had been less reliant on technology and the security that we enjoy in being divorced from what we used to know, maybe things would have turned out differently.
~By Heather Donahue ~
Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.
~By Richard Wagner ~
You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.
~By Willie Nelson ~
I'd like to give divorce a good name.
~By Geraldo Rivera ~
Parents don't understand kids and kids don't understand parents. My parents were divorced when I was really young and I went to live with my dad.
~By Mark Hoppus ~
I got a divorce eleven years later on the grounds of cruelty, which is still not easy in England.
~By Dinah Sheridan ~
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
~By Brian Celio ~
Divorced from ethics, leadership is reduced to management and politics to mere technique.
~By James MacGregor Burns ~
I just loved being divorced from my own wretchedness.
~By Beth Henley ~
Whatever is said about roles drying up, I intend to keep working. Certainly now the roles couldn't be more interesting - playing mothers, divorcees. I think it's going to be exciting to play a mother of teenagers. The longer your life, the deeper it gets.
~By Naomi Watts ~
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
~By Joseph Campbell ~
There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life.
~By Michael Douglas ~
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
~By Cary Grant ~
My parents divorced when I was born, and my mother is a political science professor, like a feminist Mormon, which is sort of an oxymoron.
~By Eliza Dushku ~
In Hollywood, after you get a little success, the next thing you usually get is a divorce.
~By Dan Dailey ~
Sure, I suffered a lot. But it's not like the end of the world and it's not who I am. I lead quite a pleasant life and I'm able to divorce a perceived reality from my actual experience of life.
~By Ben Affleck ~
She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him.
~By Priscilla Presley ~
My parent's divorce and hard times at school, all those things combined to mold me, to make me grow up quicker. And it gave me the drive to pursue my dreams that I wouldn't necessarily have had otherwise.
~By Christina Aguilera ~
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.
~By P. J. O'Rourke ~
90% of the divorces are initiated by women. That is really odd. Why? What's going on? What's the great discontent at the heart of it?
~By Bob Geldof ~
I decided to write about the myths of divorce.
~By Mary Garden ~
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
~By Robert Anderson ~
My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.
~By Merle Haggard ~
Children that are raised in a home with a married mother and father consistently do better in every measure of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent, single-parent, cohabiting homes.
~By Todd Tiahrt ~
I look back to when I got divorced in the late 1970s. When that happened, I was so broken up. After that, I decided to seek God for my life and my next marriage.
~By Ricky Skaggs ~
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.
~By Hedy Lamarr ~
Facts do not speak for themselves. They speak for or against competing theories. Facts divorced from theories or visions are mere isolated curiosities.
~By Thomas Sowell ~
Compared to America or Europe, God isn't a big part of our lives here. I don't know anyone here who goes to church when he's had a rough divorce or is going through depression. We go out into nature instead.
~By Bjork ~
The day I initiated divorce proceedings against Michael Farmer, I was ready to retire to a desert cave and rethink my life.
~By Gloria Swanson ~
When I was 18 I went to college for two years and didn't work for a year which was essential for me, because my identity had been so influenced by my being an actor and I think I just needed to discover what it was to be myself, divorced from all that responsibility.
~By Claire Danes ~
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
~By Zsa Zsa Gabor ~
I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married.
~By Seth Green ~
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
~By Voltaire ~
I find it disturbing that the media keeps referring to my marriage, since I got divorced in 1979. But the media never wants to let me forget.
~By Bianca Jagger ~
When I got divorced and moved into an apartment, I started keeping the TV on, just for company.
~By Mark Harmon ~
I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work.
~By Princess Diana ~
At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.
~By Kato Kaelin ~
I mean, we had on our show, we had marriages, divorces and other stuff going on. And that was just me.
~By Harvey Korman ~
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
~By Mignon McLaughlin ~
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
~By Jay Mohr ~
In the end, my pursuit of the elusive New York State driver's license became about much more than a divorced woman's learning to drive for the first time.
~By Suzanne Vega ~
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
~By Robert Byrne ~
I was married at 16, a father at 17 and divorced at 18.
~By Placido Domingo ~
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
~By Zsa Zsa Gabor ~
There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
~By Norman Mailer ~
I always used to look at books and wonder how anybody could come up with so many words. But my divorce and then falling in love with somebody else has released in me an ability to write in other ways apart from songs.
~By Roger Waters ~
Mr. President, How are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?
~By Jeff Gannon ~
Instead, I think over the years we have cut the strength of marriage and relationships by the law and weakened the institution. We have tried to deal with relationships with no-fault divorce, with child custody, with so many other avenues; and it has not helped.
~By Timothy Murphy ~
Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.
~By Bob Geldof ~
Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I'm 46, I've worked for the Post Office for 18 years, seven facilities in three states.
~By Arthur Godfrey ~
Knowledge which is divorced from justice, may be called cunning rather than wisdom.
~By Marcus Tullius Cicero ~
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
~By Jean Kerr ~
I'm not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. Committing yourself to one person is sacred.
~By Natalie Portman ~
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
~By Rita Mae Brown ~
People in the business will stay with you through drugs and alcohol and divorces and insanity and everything else, but you have a failure, pal, and they don't want to know nothing about you!
~By Don Johnson ~
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
~By Susan B. Anthony ~
Meanwhile I married and I adopted three kids who were all from one family and then later I was divorced.
~By Betty Hill ~
A man who gets divorced is not forever going to be talked about for it. There are very different standards that we have for women than we have for men.
~By Bianca Jagger ~
The way they were writing Christine as this older woman who got married, which she shouldn't have. Obviously got divorced right away. Reached the glass ceiling in the police precinct. So there is a part of her that died because she knows she couldn't go any farther.
~By Sharon Gless ~
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
~By Helen Rowland ~
With The Key, it was, I had gone through a divorce and losing my father, and just kinda really reminiscing about how much I loved the traditional side of country music, so I made a record that was really traditional from start to finish.
~By Vince Gill ~
I wish we'd never got divorced. He and I both wish we'd never got divorced, but we did. I wish I could go back and be the bride again, but I can't.
~By Sarah Ferguson ~
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
~By Lee Trevino ~
I didn't want a divorce but had to because of circumstance.
~By Sarah Ferguson ~
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me.
~By Kurt Cobain ~
People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.
~By Mary Wesley ~
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