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As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life.
~By Sophie Marceau ~


I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.
~By Gene Wilder ~


I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.
~By Kristen Bell ~


You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck.
~By Bubba Smith ~


I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
~By Danny DeVito ~


It's funny because it's funny.
~By David Spade ~


I'm really funny now.
~By Wanda Sykes ~


Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.
~By Celia Johnson ~


It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
~By Eric San ~


James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
~By Will Ferrell ~


Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
~By Mike Myers ~


I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
~By Uma Thurman ~


A rich man's joke is always funny.
~By Thomas Edward Brown ~


The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
~By Daniel Baldwin ~


I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
~By Rob Corddry ~


But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.
~By Kristen Johnston ~


I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
~By Jennifer Aniston ~


Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision.
~By Bill Sienkiewicz ~


We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.
~By Sheena Easton ~


It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
~By Mae West ~


It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?
~By Mark McGrath ~


What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down.
~By Denis Johnson ~


About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination of fact based therapy, medically advised kinds of passages accompanied by celebrity anecdotes and just some funny stuff to lighten the load.
~By Alan Thicke ~


But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.
~By Robert Downey, Jr. ~


Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.
~By Margaret Mahy ~


It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
~By Johnny Knoxville ~


Jonathan Lynn is one of the last actors Orsen Welles used in a production. It was wonderful. He's very sharp, very sharp. It's funny I've been asked how weird it was to have a Brit do a church gospel movie.
~By Cuba Gooding, Jr. ~


It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.
~By Hermann Maier ~


You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.
~By Louie Anderson ~


Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos.
~By Marian McPartland ~


I have a funny name.
~By Pia Zadora ~


What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
~By Ashley Scott ~


I had heard before that there were rumors I was gay. It's funny. My cousin gets his hair cut at this place, and one of the guys there told him that Scott Wolf was gay. He didn't realize that he was my cousin.
~By Scott Wolf ~


I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
~By Malcolm Wilson ~


Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?
~By Johan Huizinga ~


Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
~By Tobias Wolff ~


You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it's too much, too much fantasy, and so I am busy with other stuff - it's funny, it's nice to hear that someone is studying that carefully and now I know a little bit more about that.
~By H. R. Giger ~


The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
~By Kevin Sorbo ~


Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
~By Jimmy Fallon ~


The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.
~By James Denton ~


Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters.
~By Dakota Fanning ~


I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
~By Janeane Garofalo ~


I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
~By Tia Carrere ~


Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
~By John Krasinski ~


I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.
~By Karl Lagerfeld ~


I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
~By Magic Johnson ~


I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences.
~By Ronny Cox ~


In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I've never had in America!
~By Poppy Z. Brite ~


It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
~By Brady Anderson ~


I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
~By Patty Duke ~


I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
~By Topher Grace ~


It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.
~By Caroline Dhavernas ~


Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
~By Mike Judge ~


Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre.
~By Danny DeVito ~


I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad, funny, desperate love song to the lost American man.
~By Oliver Platt ~


A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it.
~By Calista Flockhart ~


I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
~By David Cross ~


I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.
~By Michael Bay ~


But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
~By Garry Shandling ~


I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side.
~By Parker Posey ~


I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny.
~By Joan Severance ~


We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?
~By Dana Carvey ~


I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
~By Jenny McCarthy ~


The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
~By Jo Brand ~


I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know.
~By Esther Williams ~


It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
~By Gertrude Stein ~


But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.
~By Ted Lindsay ~


All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
~By Mitch Hedberg ~


Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
~By Luke Wilson ~


I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I'll try it, I'll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions.
~By Stacie Orrico ~


So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it's also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions.
~By Rick Moody ~


I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important.
~By Eric McCormack ~


It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it.
~By Owen Wilson ~


Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.
~By Jo Brand ~


I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.
~By Jonathan Davis ~


We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.
~By Jerry Lawler ~


A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.
~By Pierre Salinger ~


Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out.
~By Lisa Kudrow ~


But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on.
~By Alex Winter ~


I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.
~By Barry Watson ~


I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
~By David Cross ~


Forgiveness is a funny thing, it warms the hearts and cools the sting.
~By Peter Allen ~


I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.
~By John Badham ~


It's so funny how my name has always been such a big deal. When I was growing up, my family was always moving. I had to meet new people all the time. And they'd laugh.
~By Calista Flockhart ~


I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
~By Mark Russell ~


It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
~By Joe Rogan ~


It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
~By David Cross ~


Let's make some funny pictures.
~By Tex Avery ~


John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning.
~By Richard Widmark ~


Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
~By Neil Gaiman ~


It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
~By Jake Gyllenhaal ~


I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
~By James L. Brooks ~


I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
~By Kristen Johnston ~


If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
~By Jason Segel ~


Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
~By Rob Corddry ~


But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.
~By Jaime King ~


I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
~By Moon Unit Zappa ~


It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
~By Kate Winslet ~


It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
~By Zora Neale Hurston ~


The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.
~By Jason Alexander ~

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June 9 ,2023
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