Funny Quotes And Sayings

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What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.
~By Anthony Holden ~


No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
~By Trey Parker ~


Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
~By Seth MacFarlane ~


To be able to make a good living in a challenging medium like soap operas is great. The best is that I get to act and am rewarded for it. And the people I work with are great. Funny, intelligent, hard working. They're all great to be around.
~By David Canary ~


If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.
~By Guido van Rossum ~


I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me.
~By Meg Ryan ~


When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
~By Nicky Hilton ~


And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
~By Nigella Lawson ~


From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between... and sometimes in the same moment.
~By David Hyde Pierce ~


The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
~By Hailee Steinfeld ~


We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
~By Shawn Wayans ~


Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
~By Drew Carey ~


A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.
~By Carl Reiner ~


I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
~By Tahar Ben Jelloun ~


This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
~By Charisma Carpenter ~


Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them.
~By Christopher Durang ~


It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
~By Artie Lange ~


My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
~By Anna Held ~


So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
~By Patrick Warburton ~


My heart is so light that it's amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It's hysterically funny. I am very light.
~By Linda Hamilton ~


I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
~By Bob Saget ~


I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's funny three-quarters of the time, it will be successful.
~By David Zucker ~


Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.
~By Joe Viterelli ~


I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
~By Malcolm Wilson ~


It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
~By Steve Hackett ~


I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
~By Paul Lynde ~


They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
~By Tina Yothers ~


Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed.
~By Prince Andrew ~


But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
~By Kathy Griffin ~


Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
~By Mitch Hedberg ~


But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
~By Jonathan Franzen ~


It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
~By Craig Bruce ~


I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
~By Larry Dixon ~


I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.
~By Lisa Kudrow ~


Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.
~By Dana Hill ~


One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
~By Zac Efron ~


Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.
~By Brian P. Cleary ~


I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.
~By Hilary Duff ~


I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
~By Leonardo DiCaprio ~


The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
~By David Ogilvy ~


It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.
~By Matt Groening ~


I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
~By Uma Thurman ~


I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.
~By Gene Wilder ~


Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight.
~By Burt Ward ~


It's funny. Some people remember that a lot more than I do. I remember certain parts of it, and if everybody who mentioned that to me had been to the game who said they were at the game, there'd be 800,000 people at that game, I think.
~By Carlton Fisk ~


On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
~By David Hyde Pierce ~


My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.
~By Christine Taylor ~


Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
~By Susan Sontag ~


I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
~By Billy Crystal ~


It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
~By Craig Bruce ~


I'm really funny now.
~By Wanda Sykes ~


There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
~By Jean Baudrillard ~


The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people.
~By Miranda Otto ~


It perhaps has a chance, a commercial chance, this film. It's funny, it's charming, the idea is original, it's unusual and it makes fun of the movie industry in a way that it needs to be poked fun at.
~By Mark Rydell ~


And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did.
~By James Denton ~


I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
~By Patty Duke ~


All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
~By Mitch Hedberg ~


Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos.
~By Marian McPartland ~


The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic.
~By Dominic Chianese ~


It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
~By W. Somerset Maugham ~


Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
~By Michael Pollan ~


In the happy scenes there were really fun times. Sean would say really funny stuff because he likes to improv. I would want to laugh, but you are not allowed to do that during the take.
~By Dakota Fanning ~


I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.
~By Olivia Wilde ~


But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
~By Brad Garrett ~


The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're still going to read what they want to into it.
~By Vince Gill ~


Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
~By Justin Bieber ~


I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I'll try it, I'll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions.
~By Stacie Orrico ~


Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
~By Lee Tergesen ~


It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.
~By Gertrude Stein ~


Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them.
~By Lesley Gore ~


Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
~By John Krasinski ~


I just think that it's such a good show and timeless and still very funny, and that just makes me happy to have that whole first season in one concentrated space for people to enjoy so that it's not hit and miss trying to find it in syndication always.
~By Jenna Elfman ~


I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side.
~By Parker Posey ~


Memories are doing funny things to us.
~By Milos Forman ~


What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
~By Ashley Scott ~


Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
~By Jerry B. Jenkins ~


The funny thing is, the music that I'm writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we've ever done. The music that I'm thinking about putting on our next album.
~By Charlie Daniels ~


But movies as much as anything developed what I thought was right and wrong, what was honorable, what wasn't, what was funny what wasn't... what had some depth to it, what didn't.
~By Dabney Coleman ~


It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
~By Kelly Osbourne ~


I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile.
~By Madeleine Stowe ~


Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
~By Tim Conway ~


I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know.
~By Esther Williams ~


I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.
~By Donna Tartt ~


Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
~By George M. Cohan ~


You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.
~By Donald Trump ~


I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too.
~By Laura Prepon ~


People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
~By Ellen DeGeneres ~


Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
~By Bill Gates ~


I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.
~By Michael Bay ~


I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
~By Samantha Bee ~


It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
~By Dan Castellaneta ~


Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre.
~By Danny DeVito ~


It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.
~By Gillian Anderson ~


I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
~By Jerry Stiller ~


I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record.
~By Jason Schwartzman ~


You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.
~By Doris Roberts ~


All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
~By Will Ferrell ~


A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow.
~By Randy Harrison ~


Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.
~By Leslie Fiedler ~


I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.
~By John Badham ~

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