ispace1 loading

Quotes & Sayings – Articles, Blogs, Comments, Discussions, Postings

Funny Quotes And Sayings

Quotes And Sayings About Funny

Funny Quotes And Sayings

Quotes And Sayings About Funny

Read This: Autumn Quotes And Sayings

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
~By Lynda Barry ~


Let's make some funny pictures.
~By Tex Avery ~


I watched a porno once, it was really funny.
~By Katie Holmes ~


My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
~By Mike Myers ~


I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
~By Daniel Craig ~


Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
~By David Zucker ~


That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
~By Jennifer Aniston ~


Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.
~By Joe Viterelli ~


It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.
~By Caroline Dhavernas ~


It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.
~By Tony Hancock ~


The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we've accomplished.
~By Melanie Chisholm ~


I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
~By Andy Warhol ~


I don't need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk.
~By David Carradine ~


I wish I had a funny story.
~By Leslie Easterbrook ~


It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
~By Bob Saget ~


It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.
~By Matt Groening ~


I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
~By Stephen King ~


Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human arm. It's really funny to look at the similarities between a human arm and the Canadian robotics arm.
~By Philippe Perrin ~


I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy.
~By Dominic Chianese ~


Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.
~By Martin Mull ~


In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
~By Sugar Ray Leonard ~


Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
~By Matthew Perry ~


Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
~By Seth MacFarlane ~


It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.
~By Gertrude Stein ~


Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.
~By Dana Hill ~


Sex is funny and love is serious.
~By Stephan Jenkins ~


Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.
~By Ivan Reitman ~


Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
~By Drew Carey ~


I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
~By Garry shandling ~


We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.
~By Jerry Lawler ~


I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus.
~By Chi McBride ~


It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
~By Tracey Ullman ~


Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
~By Will Eisner ~


Well what's funny is, again, people say they believed what was going on, but again, Bob's hands are about three times bigger than his feet. So these are very caricatured.
~By Brad Bird ~


Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
~By Steve Martin ~


Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
~By Harold Ramis ~


It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.
~By Jim Broadbent ~


That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
~By Alan Vega ~


Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
~By Michael Caine ~


It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
~By Alan Ladd ~


The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things.
~By Todd Solondz ~


It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.
~By Josh Lucas ~


I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.
~By Kristen Bell ~


I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
~By Rainn Wilson ~


I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
~By Frank Carson ~


It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very hot because I think this is definitely the last year of West Wing.
~By Stockard Channing ~


I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
~By Jim Dine ~


It's funny to be a critic.
~By Leslie Fiedler ~


Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
~By Mitch Hedberg ~


The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.
~By Kevin Nealon ~


You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.
~By Donald Trump ~


Violence is not funny.
~By William Friedkin ~


People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
~By Richard Russo ~


If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character.
~By Don Bluth ~


But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
~By Charlie Sheen ~


You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
~By Majel Barrett ~


I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive.
~By Joseph Epstein ~


Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed.
~By Prince Andrew ~


Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
~By Neil Gaiman ~


The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?
~By Mick Ralphs ~


I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
~By Billy Crystal ~


When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
~By Mo Rocca ~


I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.
~By Donna Tartt ~


Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.
~By Eric Roberts ~


It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
~By Adlai E. Stevenson ~


I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.
~By Kristen Stewart ~


I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
~By John Leguizamo ~


I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
~By Charlie Sheen ~


We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.
~By Tony Hancock ~


The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
~By Joe Rogan ~


You know, it's funny... when you're making money, people don't think you're playing jazz. Now when you're not making money, people think that you're a good jazz musician.
~By Pete Fountain ~


God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
~By Garrison Keillor ~


The funny thing is, the music that I'm writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we've ever done. The music that I'm thinking about putting on our next album.
~By Charlie Daniels ~


I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
~By Rob Corddry ~


There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
~By Jean Baudrillard ~


The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
~By Jo Brand ~


So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
~By Emily Mortimer ~


Every milieu has something ridiculous about it - film-making, the music world, painting - because people who take themselves seriously become funny pretty quickly.
~By Rebecca Miller ~


I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
~By Will Ferrell ~


So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
~By Patrick Warburton ~


My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It's not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles.
~By Emma Stone ~


I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
~By Lalu Prasad Yadav ~


I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.
~By Jonathan Davis ~


I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
~By Todd Barry ~


That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
~By Jimmy Kimmel ~


Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
~By Bob Saget ~


You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.
~By David R. Ellis ~


My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head.
~By Karen Duffy ~


When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.
~By Ira Glass ~


You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?
~By H. R. Giger ~


It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
~By Gertrude Stein ~


If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.
~By Guido van Rossum ~


What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.
~By Scott Hamilton ~


Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
~By John Krasinski ~


There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
~By Doug Coupland ~


If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
~By Casey Affleck ~


No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.
~By Annie Leibovitz ~


I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner.
~By Emma Stone ~


It's funny because it's funny.
~By David Spade ~


There's a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is you don't write a boring story about a boring place.
~By Tim Cahill ~

Read This: Approval Quotes And Sayings
April 19 ,2021
Author(s):  ispace1


All content on this page is copyright protected by ispace1. No part of the content on this page should be copied or republished in any manner without obtaining our prior necessary written permission.
Related Articles
Individualism Quotes And Sayings
Quotes And Sayings About Individualism
Tears Quotes And Sayings
Quotes And Sayings About Tears
Ocean Quotes And Sayings
Quotes And Sayings About Ocean
Rejection Quotes And Sayings
Quotes And Sayings About Rejection
Sunset Quotes And Sayings
Quotes And Sayings About Sunset
  • Hi Guest, let's do something awesome today!           
Hide Toolbar