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I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.
~By Katie Holmes ~


Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
~By Tucker Carlson ~


It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny.
~By Radha Mitchell ~


Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
~By Peter Ustinov ~


A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
~By Bobby Darin ~


I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
~By Harold Ramis ~


In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
~By Trey Parker ~


You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in.
~By Majel Barrett ~


I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
~By Larry Dixon ~


Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
~By Sarah Silverman ~


It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
~By Jennifer Connelly ~


But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
~By Sarah Silverman ~


But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.
~By Ted Lindsay ~


I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
~By Todd Barry ~


I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.
~By Michael Bergin ~


What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down.
~By Denis Johnson ~


Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed.
~By Prince Andrew ~


I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
~By Jim Dine ~


Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.
~By Jo Brand ~


On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
~By Theodore Bikel ~


When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.
~By Ira Glass ~


But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
~By Garry Shandling ~


It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration.
~By Roger Ebert ~


Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision.
~By Madeleine Stowe ~


My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.
~By Christine Taylor ~


We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable.
~By Joe Viterelli ~


It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.
~By Caroline Dhavernas ~


Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos.
~By Marian McPartland ~


I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that.
~By Campbell Scott ~


But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
~By Thomas Haden Church ~


I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
~By Garry shandling ~


It is one thing to go on stage and be funny or be in a good place in your career, but for a woman, actually facing the elements in a physical way is a very powerful thing.
~By Pamela Stephenson ~


It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.
~By Gertrude Stein ~


They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation.
~By Michael York ~


I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's funny three-quarters of the time, it will be successful.
~By David Zucker ~


Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
~By Mitch Hedberg ~


My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It's not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles.
~By Emma Stone ~


I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
~By Stephen King ~


It was funny, when I thought of it afterward, how Ruth and Gehrig looked as they stood there. The Babe must have been waiting for me to get the ball up a little so he could get his bat under it.
~By Carl Hubbell ~


I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said, 'You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes on, no one recognizes you.' I said, 'What are you saying? That I should do more love scenes?'
~By Eddie Marsan ~


I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I'll try it, I'll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions.
~By Stacie Orrico ~


It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.
~By Anthony Anderson ~


Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.
~By Allen Klein ~


At boarding school you had to wear your name across your chest and your back, and obviously I had a pretty funny name. It wasn't Brown or Smith or Hughes.
~By Diane Cilento ~


All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
~By Mitch Hedberg ~


It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
~By Garth Brooks ~


I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.
~By Marion Berry ~


I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
~By Kristen Johnston ~


Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
~By George Orwell ~


The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
~By Daniel Baldwin ~


Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
~By Will Rogers ~


I guess the producers saw me and knew I was literate and I always tried to be alert and it's funny because you have to have a sharpness to do those shows, especially some of the ones I did in later years.
~By June Lockhart ~


It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.
~By Edward Hopper ~


A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.
~By Pierre Salinger ~


It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
~By Adlai E. Stevenson ~


I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
~By Rachel Dratch ~


It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
~By Brady Anderson ~


It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?
~By Mark McGrath ~


And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there's all kinds of advantages to it.
~By Al Franken ~


I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
~By Lynda Barry ~


So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
~By Piper Perabo ~


I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
~By Kristen Johnston ~


Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.
~By Margaret Mahy ~


A rich man's joke is always funny.
~By Thomas Edward Brown ~


There's a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is you don't write a boring story about a boring place.
~By Tim Cahill ~


People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
~By Sheryl Crow ~


It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
~By Robert Frost ~


We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic.
~By Caroline Dhavernas ~


It was the most fun I've ever had on a movie. It was one of the happiest times in my life. I was living in New York, and I really enjoyed acting at the time. Also, it's funny because that was also the time when I went downhill.
~By Mickey Rourke ~


I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.
~By Keenen Ivory Wayans ~


I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
~By Gertrude Stein ~


It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
~By Artie Lange ~


We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
~By Matt Groening ~


I feel for Veronica Mars so much when I'm watching at home. It is a wonderful story. The writing is consistently funny, biting, charming, heart-wrenching, etc. I also like the look of it. The cinematography - different from any other show.
~By Jason Dohring ~


When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
~By Nicky Hilton ~


So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
~By Todd Solondz ~


I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it got to be less and less that stuff and more about trying to be everywhere and not being able to do one thing very enjoyably.
~By Jhonen Vasquez ~


It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
~By George Lindsey ~


I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
~By Lyn Nofziger ~


Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
~By Garry Shandling ~


What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.
~By Anthony Holden ~


The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it.
~By Matthew Bright ~


I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
~By Christopher Meloni ~


When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.
~By Francois Truffaut ~


I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.
~By Michael Bay ~


I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
~By Rob Corddry ~


I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it.
~By Gene Wilder ~


Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends.
~By Anthony LaPaglia ~


I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project.
~By Ron Glass ~


Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
~By Matt Groening ~


It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
~By Johnny Knoxville ~


I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
~By David Zucker ~


The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
~By Joe Rogan ~


I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
~By Magic Johnson ~


Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
~By Harold Ramis ~


Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.
~By Tina Weymouth ~


I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it's like in the end, there has to be confidence.
~By Vanessa Carlton ~


I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
~By Jenny McCarthy ~


The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
~By Tommy Chong ~


I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
~By Eddie Murphy ~

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