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Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
~By Bill Gates ~


Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
~By Will Eisner ~


Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.
~By Don Van Vliet ~


I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny.
~By Orlando Jones ~


I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
~By Tahar Ben Jelloun ~


People just don't laugh when their family is violated, and you don't shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It's a funny, primitive instinct.
~By Phillip Noyce ~


And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
~By Nigella Lawson ~


I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
~By Nora Dunn ~


When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
~By Mo Rocca ~


You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it's too much, too much fantasy, and so I am busy with other stuff - it's funny, it's nice to hear that someone is studying that carefully and now I know a little bit more about that.
~By H. R. Giger ~


So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
~By Todd Solondz ~


One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.
~By William Feather ~


Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
~By Howard Stern ~


It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.
~By Naima Adedapo ~


I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.
~By Rupert Grint ~


The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
~By Daniel Baldwin ~


I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
~By Jason Alexander ~


I wish I had a funny story.
~By Leslie Easterbrook ~


John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning.
~By Richard Widmark ~


If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
~By Jason Segel ~


I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?
~By Lenny Kravitz ~


So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.
~By Neil Innes ~


Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.
~By Ted Allen ~


No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.
~By Thomas Keller ~


Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places.
~By Paul Mazursky ~


It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
~By Chuck Palahniuk ~


I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.
~By Olivia Wilde ~


It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
~By Zora Neale Hurston ~


I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus.
~By Chi McBride ~


It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
~By Jimi Hendrix ~


It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
~By Bill Hicks ~


I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.
~By Lisa Kudrow ~


You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.
~By David R. Ellis ~


Forgiveness is a funny thing, it warms the hearts and cools the sting.
~By Peter Allen ~


We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were funny and poignant to us. They just took off. These are all stories from my life.
~By Howie Mandel ~


It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
~By David Cross ~


But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point.
~By Rick Allen ~


I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
~By Dane Cook ~


Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.
~By David Ogden Stiers ~


I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
~By Paris Hilton ~


He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
~By Colin Quinn ~


A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it.
~By Calista Flockhart ~


I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
~By Orlando Bloom ~


That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
~By Joe Rogan ~


I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too.
~By Laura Prepon ~


In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I've never had in America!
~By Poppy Z. Brite ~


I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is kind of inexplicable.
~By Joel Coen ~


You gotta keep the funny intact.
~By Seth MacFarlane ~


Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
~By John Krasinski ~


Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
~By Thom Yorke ~


It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
~By Alan Ladd ~


Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
~By Andy Richter ~


It's funny because it's funny.
~By David Spade ~


It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?
~By Mark McGrath ~


Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.
~By Stephen Baldwin ~


I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.
~By Judd Nelson ~


Yeah, it's funny, working on a show with as large a cast as we have here, your work gets sort of compartmentalized. There's still about half the cast that I've never had a scene with but I have missed working with Terry.
~By Michael Emerson ~


Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
~By Billy Bob Thornton ~


They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation.
~By Michael York ~


It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.
~By Jon Lovitz ~


Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.
~By Dana Hill ~


We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.
~By Adrian Edmondson ~


If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig.
~By Todd McFarlane ~


And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did.
~By James Denton ~


It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
~By Mae West ~


It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very hot because I think this is definitely the last year of West Wing.
~By Stockard Channing ~


Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree.
~By Ellen Muth ~


It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
~By Brady Anderson ~


It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music.
~By Tom Petty ~


It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
~By Craig Bruce ~


I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.
~By Michael Bay ~


There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
~By Bill Cosby ~


I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
~By John Leguizamo ~


A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.
~By Pierre Salinger ~


I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it got to be less and less that stuff and more about trying to be everywhere and not being able to do one thing very enjoyably.
~By Jhonen Vasquez ~


People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
~By Tim Vine ~


It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
~By Seth Green ~


I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
~By Jerry Seinfeld ~


That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
~By Jennifer Aniston ~


I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.
~By Ben Stiller ~


It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.
~By Jim Broadbent ~


I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
~By Joe Murray ~


I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.
~By Michael Bergin ~


I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
~By Jules Asner ~


I guess the producers saw me and knew I was literate and I always tried to be alert and it's funny because you have to have a sharpness to do those shows, especially some of the ones I did in later years.
~By June Lockhart ~


A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
~By Samantha Bee ~


You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.
~By Louie Anderson ~


Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
~By Paul Lynde ~


I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
~By Lynda Barry ~


It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.
~By Gillian Anderson ~


It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl.
~By Al Michaels ~


We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
~By Colin Mochrie ~


Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
~By Sarah Silverman ~


Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
~By Susan Sontag ~


Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
~By Luke Wilson ~


I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
~By Jerry Stiller ~


When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We did at least five or six takes of every scene, improvising every scene differently. He was a riot.
~By Stephen Root ~


Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.
~By Patton Oswalt ~


You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
~By Garry Shandling ~


I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
~By Mark Russell ~

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