Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny.
~By Brittany Snow ~
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
~By Bobby Darin ~
The commentary track became a lot like the movie and there are some funny, long, awkward pauses that you can tell we're just trying to find stuff to say. None of us had gotten to really talk about the movie until that moment and they were in New York and we were in L.A.
~By Jay Roach ~
I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny.
~By Matthew Vaughn ~
Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree.
~By Ellen Muth ~
I have a funny name.
~By Pia Zadora ~
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
~By David Cross ~
A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.
~By Carl Reiner ~
For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.
~By Jilly Cooper ~
I wish I had a funny story.
~By Leslie Easterbrook ~
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
~By Garrison Keillor ~
Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them.
~By Christopher Durang ~
It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
~By Seth Green ~
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
~By Daniel Craig ~
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
~By Tim Vine ~
The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it.
~By Matthew Bright ~
I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.
~By Marion Berry ~
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
~By Robert Frost ~
The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.
~By Thomas Lennon ~
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
~By James Lipton ~
I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner.
~By Emma Stone ~
If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.
~By Guido van Rossum ~
In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
~By Sugar Ray Leonard ~
People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
~By Howard Simons ~
It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments.
~By LaToya London ~
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.
~By Brian P. Cleary ~
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
~By Rob Corddry ~
It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.
~By Anthony Anderson ~
It's funny, 'cause it seems like just yesterday that I was the youngest player just starting out. But now there are young players all over the league, and they'll ask me questions about playing overseas or finding an agent.
~By Sue Wicks ~
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
~By Angelina Jolie ~
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
~By Hailee Steinfeld ~
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
~By Bill Gates ~
The funny thing is, the music that I'm writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we've ever done. The music that I'm thinking about putting on our next album.
~By Charlie Daniels ~
Until now, until I actually got into law class, I just never thought of it as being an interest for me, but it's really funny because now that I'm in law, I'm like 'Wow, I could be a lawyer.
~By Lisa Leslie ~
I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.
~By Ben Stiller ~
It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
~By Karl Lagerfeld ~
People just don't laugh when their family is violated, and you don't shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It's a funny, primitive instinct.
~By Phillip Noyce ~
You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in.
~By Majel Barrett ~
It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.
~By Richard Marx ~
Jonathan Lynn is one of the last actors Orsen Welles used in a production. It was wonderful. He's very sharp, very sharp. It's funny I've been asked how weird it was to have a Brit do a church gospel movie.
~By Cuba Gooding, Jr. ~
Funny is an attitude.
~By Flip Wilson ~
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
~By Garry Shandling ~
It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
~By Brady Anderson ~
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
~By Matt Groening ~
It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.
~By Maya Lin ~
I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.
~By Olivia Wilde ~
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
~By Bruce McCulloch ~
What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
~By Ashley Scott ~
The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.
~By Hugh Grant ~
After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny.
~By Jhonen Vasquez ~
I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
~By Jules Asner ~
The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.
~By John Keegan ~
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
~By Jimmy Kimmel ~
I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
~By Larry Dixon ~
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
~By Bob Saget ~
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
~By Paula Danziger ~
It's funny because it's funny.
~By David Spade ~
It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
~By Bjork ~
They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
~By Tina Yothers ~
One thing the blues ain't, is funny.
~By Stephen Stills ~
It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
~By Max Cannon ~
What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.
~By Danny DeVito ~
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
~By Lyn Nofziger ~
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
~By Joe Rogan ~
Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.
~By Britney Spears ~
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
~By Doug Coupland ~
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
~By Steve Irwin ~
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
~By Bob Saget ~
Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.
~By Leslie Fiedler ~
It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.
~By Caroline Dhavernas ~
My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head.
~By Karen Duffy ~
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
~By Billy Wilder ~
I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
~By Rainn Wilson ~
Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
~By Florenz Ziegfeld ~
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
~By Roland Joffe ~
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
~By Bob Saget ~
If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.
~By Rachel Dratch ~
Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.
~By Martin Mull ~
I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.
~By Don Knotts ~
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
~By Gilbert Gottfried ~
I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid.
~By Sophia Bush ~
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
~By Jennifer Aniston ~
The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things.
~By Todd Solondz ~
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
~By Lucille Ball ~
My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.
~By Christine Taylor ~
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
~By Moon Unit Zappa ~
I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
~By Garry shandling ~
It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That's sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn't happen to me.
~By Joel Coen ~
When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
~By Nicky Hilton ~
You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
~By Majel Barrett ~
I never say a funny thing intentionally.
~By Jayne Meadows ~
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
~By Joe Rogan ~
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
~By Joe Rogan ~
I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
~By Keenen Ivory Wayans ~
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
~By W. Somerset Maugham ~
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
~By Jerry Stiller ~
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
~By Artie Lange ~
The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
~By Jo Brand ~
It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.
~By Josh Lucas ~
It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.
~By Jim Broadbent ~
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