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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
~By Colin Mochrie ~


It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
~By Jimi Hendrix ~


It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration.
~By Roger Ebert ~


A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.
~By Carl Reiner ~


Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
~By Mike Judge ~


I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
~By Andy Warhol ~


I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
~By Harold Ramis ~


It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film.
~By Anthony Michael Hall ~


In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
~By Trey Parker ~


I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.
~By Jack Buck ~


It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it.
~By Owen Wilson ~


Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
~By John Krasinski ~


I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
~By Billy Crystal ~


It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?
~By Mark McGrath ~


There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
~By Jean Baudrillard ~


I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
~By Lynda Barry ~


I never say a funny thing intentionally.
~By Jayne Meadows ~


I just like the continue doing what I've been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn't hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I'll be a very happy person.
~By Mary Tyler Moore ~


I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
~By Kristen Johnston ~


I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
~By Charlie Sheen ~


If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
~By Dane Cook ~


Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.
~By Ben Stiller ~


It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music.
~By Tom Petty ~


Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places.
~By Paul Mazursky ~


I wish I had a funny story.
~By Leslie Easterbrook ~


Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
~By James Lipton ~


The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.
~By Jason Alexander ~


A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
~By Ivan Reitman ~


It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.
~By Caroline Dhavernas ~


That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
~By Jimmy Kimmel ~


I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
~By Angelina Jolie ~


We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.
~By Shawn Wayans ~


I love the part of Hector as it takes me back to playing eccentric parts. He is a funny character, which is fine by me as I've been playing for laughs for decades now! It's lovely to get a laugh; it's the best thing in the world!
~By Richard Briers ~


The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
~By Dave Willis ~


It's funny because it's funny.
~By David Spade ~


I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
~By Will Ferrell ~


I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.
~By Judd Nelson ~


What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.
~By Keith David ~


It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
~By Regina King ~


And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did.
~By James Denton ~


I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile.
~By Madeleine Stowe ~


Well, I did Marlene 15 years ago and that's in the style. It's somehow similar and not similar because Marlene was much more aggressive, funny and sad.
~By Maximilian Schell ~


The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
~By Joe Rogan ~


It's a funny old world.
~By Margaret Thatcher ~


What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.
~By Danny DeVito ~


I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
~By Paula Danziger ~


No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
~By Trey Parker ~


Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out.
~By Lisa Kudrow ~


If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
~By Richard Russo ~


I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
~By Frank Carson ~


We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.
~By Sheena Easton ~


Yeah, it's funny, working on a show with as large a cast as we have here, your work gets sort of compartmentalized. There's still about half the cast that I've never had a scene with but I have missed working with Terry.
~By Michael Emerson ~


It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
~By Kelly Osbourne ~


I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it's like in the end, there has to be confidence.
~By Vanessa Carlton ~


It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
~By Bjork ~


There's a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is you don't write a boring story about a boring place.
~By Tim Cahill ~


I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.
~By Rupert Grint ~


It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.
~By Maya Lin ~


It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
~By Craig Bruce ~


It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
~By Johnny Knoxville ~


And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
~By Nigella Lawson ~


It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.
~By Jim Broadbent ~


I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
~By Uma Thurman ~


In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me.
~By Rosie Perez ~


A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it.
~By Calista Flockhart ~


It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
~By Seth Green ~


I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
~By Rob Corddry ~


I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
~By Samantha Bee ~


It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments.
~By LaToya London ~


Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision.
~By Bill Sienkiewicz ~


Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.
~By Dana Hill ~


John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning.
~By Richard Widmark ~


I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
~By Christopher Meloni ~


I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
~By Patton Oswalt ~


Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
~By Ronald Knox ~


It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant.
~By Ashley Judd ~


If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.
~By Rachel Dratch ~


The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren't very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves.
~By James Welch ~


I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
~By Ridley Scott ~


I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.
~By Harold Brodkey ~


When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We did at least five or six takes of every scene, improvising every scene differently. He was a riot.
~By Stephen Root ~


I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
~By Peter Sellers ~


I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
~By Mark Russell ~


Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.
~By David Ogden Stiers ~


To be able to make a good living in a challenging medium like soap operas is great. The best is that I get to act and am rewarded for it. And the people I work with are great. Funny, intelligent, hard working. They're all great to be around.
~By David Canary ~


It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
~By Jimmy Kimmel ~


So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.
~By Joseph Bologna ~


I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
~By Daniel Craig ~


I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
~By Larry Dixon ~


Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
~By Steve Martin ~


I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.
~By Jonathan Davis ~


I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
~By Lucille Ball ~


Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.
~By Patton Oswalt ~


There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.
~By Dave Navarro ~


God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
~By Garrison Keillor ~


But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point.
~By Rick Allen ~


Nine out of 10 times these guys will hit it-they'll be on something incredibly funny, but one out of 10, two out of 10, they'll fall flat on their faces. That's what makes them great actors: they take those chances, they don't play it safe.
~By Peter Farrelly ~


I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
~By Martin Short ~


But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
~By Garry Shandling ~


The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
~By Gilbert Gottfried ~

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