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I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship.
~By Marc Jacobs ~


I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
~By Malcolm Wilson ~


Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
~By George Bernard Shaw ~


Forgiveness is a funny thing, it warms the hearts and cools the sting.
~By Peter Allen ~


This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!
~By Vanessa Hudgens ~


It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.
~By Edward Hopper ~


People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
~By Richard Russo ~


I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
~By Tahar Ben Jelloun ~


I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
~By Jules Asner ~


Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
~By Rob Corddry ~


If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.
~By Daryl Hall ~


You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
~By Graham Kennedy ~


Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
~By Drew Carey ~


But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
~By Jonathan Franzen ~


Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.
~By Eric Roberts ~


What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.
~By Keith David ~


Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.
~By Allen Klein ~


We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.
~By Shawn Wayans ~


If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.
~By Amber Valletta ~


If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
~By Jimmy Reed ~


When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
~By Nora Dunn ~


Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
~By George M. Cohan ~


When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
~By Mo Rocca ~


You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It's got a beginning, and a middle and an end. It should have a plot; it should have the characters, conflict. It is a little play. And in it, will be funny stuff.
~By Harvey Korman ~


One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
~By Bryan White ~


Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
~By Lee Tergesen ~


People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
~By Mark Ruffalo ~


No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.
~By Annie Leibovitz ~


People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
~By Ellen DeGeneres ~


No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
~By Rowan Atkinson ~


I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
~By Dane Cook ~


When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
~By Esther Williams ~


It's funny, because my last record was a lot about isolation and people living in separate worlds that other people can't even understand, which drug addiction is the perfect negative example of.
~By Aimee Mann ~


If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.
~By Guido van Rossum ~


We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic.
~By Caroline Dhavernas ~


The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we've accomplished.
~By Melanie Chisholm ~


God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
~By Garrison Keillor ~


That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
~By Jennifer Aniston ~


I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.
~By John Badham ~


We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.
~By Adrian Edmondson ~


It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
~By Mae West ~


Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
~By Sarah Silverman ~


Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
~By Mike Myers ~


I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.
~By Keenen Ivory Wayans ~


I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
~By Anthony Anderson ~


It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.
~By Gertrude Stein ~


Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.
~By Leslie Fiedler ~


It's funny, when I'm not on the road or doing stuff with Bad Company - or whatever- I've always written songs galore... a lot of stuff people don't even hear.
~By Mick Ralphs ~


We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.
~By Jerry Lawler ~


I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
~By Woody Allen ~


A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow.
~By Randy Harrison ~


Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.
~By Fanny Brice ~


I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.
~By Barry Watson ~


I guess the producers saw me and knew I was literate and I always tried to be alert and it's funny because you have to have a sharpness to do those shows, especially some of the ones I did in later years.
~By June Lockhart ~


But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
~By Kathy Griffin ~


I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it.
~By Gene Wilder ~


When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.
~By Julie Benz ~


I consider myself very lucky. God has a funny way of bringing some things around and knocking you in the head with the ultimate destination. Something I should have achieved quite easily took me a long time to get around to. It came in His time, not mine.
~By Jim Morris ~


I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
~By Samantha Bee ~


Sex is funny and love is serious.
~By Stephan Jenkins ~


But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
~By Thomas Haden Church ~


Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
~By Harold Ramis ~


I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.
~By Donna Tartt ~


It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
~By Johnny Knoxville ~


I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
~By Roland Joffe ~


I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
~By Bob Saget ~


You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it's too much, too much fantasy, and so I am busy with other stuff - it's funny, it's nice to hear that someone is studying that carefully and now I know a little bit more about that.
~By H. R. Giger ~


I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
~By Jerry Seinfeld ~


It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
~By J. D. Salinger ~


Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.
~By Patton Oswalt ~


It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
~By Hedy Lamarr ~


It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
~By Eric San ~


Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them.
~By Lesley Gore ~


I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work.
~By Michael Emerson ~


If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
~By Jason Segel ~


It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
~By Brady Anderson ~


I wish I had a funny story.
~By Leslie Easterbrook ~


About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination of fact based therapy, medically advised kinds of passages accompanied by celebrity anecdotes and just some funny stuff to lighten the load.
~By Alan Thicke ~


If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
~By Dane Cook ~


The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.
~By Jason Alexander ~


It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.
~By Josh Lucas ~


Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
~By Lucy Liu ~


Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
~By John Krasinski ~


We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
~By David Walliams ~


I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
~By Patton Oswalt ~


It was the most fun I've ever had on a movie. It was one of the happiest times in my life. I was living in New York, and I really enjoyed acting at the time. Also, it's funny because that was also the time when I went downhill.
~By Mickey Rourke ~


Jonathan Lynn is one of the last actors Orsen Welles used in a production. It was wonderful. He's very sharp, very sharp. It's funny I've been asked how weird it was to have a Brit do a church gospel movie.
~By Cuba Gooding, Jr. ~


I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
~By Joe Rogan ~


Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight.
~By Burt Ward ~


I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
~By Lyn Nofziger ~


You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
~By Lawrence Kasdan ~


The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
~By Paula Danziger ~


It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
~By Bob Saget ~


It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
~By Craig Bruce ~


Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
~By Jerry B. Jenkins ~


Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny.
~By Candace Bushnell ~


It's funny. Some people remember that a lot more than I do. I remember certain parts of it, and if everybody who mentioned that to me had been to the game who said they were at the game, there'd be 800,000 people at that game, I think.
~By Carlton Fisk ~


What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down.
~By Denis Johnson ~


I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?
~By Lenny Kravitz ~


A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
~By Ivan Reitman ~

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