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What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.
~By Danny DeVito ~


It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
~By Gertrude Stein ~


Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
~By Matthew Perry ~


The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
~By Dave Willis ~


Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
~By Ogden Nash ~


I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
~By Eddie Murphy ~


It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.
~By Naima Adedapo ~


It's funny how sometimes how the public some people think I was born like this. That I maybe I sleep and I do big muscle, but its a lot of work to look like this and to be in this kind of condition.
~By Lou Ferrigno ~


It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
~By Jimmy Kimmel ~


A rich man's joke is always funny.
~By Thomas Edward Brown ~


I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny.
~By Matthew Vaughn ~


It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.
~By Josh Lucas ~


Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
~By Mike Myers ~


It's so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn't really know anything about at the time. Later on I'm starting to feel the songs. Sing them first, feel them later.
~By Tanya Tucker ~


I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
~By Rob Corddry ~


Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
~By Susan Sontag ~


It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.
~By Gertrude Stein ~


The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
~By David Ogilvy ~


I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
~By Tia Carrere ~


A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
~By Samantha Bee ~


When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group.
~By Shirin Ebadi ~


In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me.
~By Rosie Perez ~


There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.
~By Dave Navarro ~


I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
~By Keenen Ivory Wayans ~


I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
~By Lalu Prasad Yadav ~


I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too.
~By Laura Prepon ~


I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.
~By Donna Tartt ~


All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
~By Will Ferrell ~


Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.
~By Martin Mull ~


Jonathan Lynn is one of the last actors Orsen Welles used in a production. It was wonderful. He's very sharp, very sharp. It's funny I've been asked how weird it was to have a Brit do a church gospel movie.
~By Cuba Gooding, Jr. ~


It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
~By Bob Saget ~


I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
~By Leonardo DiCaprio ~


It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl.
~By Al Michaels ~


It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior.
~By Scarlett Johansson ~


During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
~By Jerry Stiller ~


The commentary track became a lot like the movie and there are some funny, long, awkward pauses that you can tell we're just trying to find stuff to say. None of us had gotten to really talk about the movie until that moment and they were in New York and we were in L.A.
~By Jay Roach ~


I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.
~By Olivia Wilde ~


I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.
~By Ben Stiller ~


I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy.
~By Dominic Chianese ~


I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
~By Joe Murray ~


And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did.
~By James Denton ~


This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
~By Charisma Carpenter ~


We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.
~By Adrian Edmondson ~


I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.
~By Jack Buck ~


I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.
~By Keenen Ivory Wayans ~


Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight.
~By Burt Ward ~


I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
~By Keenen Ivory Wayans ~


I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
~By Topher Grace ~


And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
~By Nigella Lawson ~


Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
~By Joe Grant ~


The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
~By Tommy Chong ~


I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
~By Lyn Nofziger ~


I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
~By Todd Barry ~


Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
~By Sarah Silverman ~


He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
~By Colin Quinn ~


Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
~By Will Eisner ~


But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
~By Jonathan Franzen ~


But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
~By Kathy Griffin ~


I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
~By Woody Allen ~


You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
~By Colin Quinn ~


Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
~By George M. Cohan ~


It was the most fun I've ever had on a movie. It was one of the happiest times in my life. I was living in New York, and I really enjoyed acting at the time. Also, it's funny because that was also the time when I went downhill.
~By Mickey Rourke ~


It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
~By W. Somerset Maugham ~


Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre.
~By Danny DeVito ~


So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.
~By Eva Longoria ~


Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them.
~By Lesley Gore ~


What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.
~By Scott Hamilton ~


On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
~By David Hyde Pierce ~


I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
~By Denis Norden ~


A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
~By Ivan Reitman ~


I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
~By Angelina Jolie ~


It perhaps has a chance, a commercial chance, this film. It's funny, it's charming, the idea is original, it's unusual and it makes fun of the movie industry in a way that it needs to be poked fun at.
~By Mark Rydell ~


Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
~By William Arthur Ward ~


It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye.
~By Jason Schwartzman ~


I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
~By Kristen Johnston ~


That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
~By Jennifer Aniston ~


I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner.
~By Emma Stone ~


The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?
~By Mick Ralphs ~


Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.
~By Kel Mitchell ~


If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.
~By Guido van Rossum ~


Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
~By James Lipton ~


The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.
~By John Keegan ~


I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
~By Mark Russell ~


I had heard before that there were rumors I was gay. It's funny. My cousin gets his hair cut at this place, and one of the guys there told him that Scott Wolf was gay. He didn't realize that he was my cousin.
~By Scott Wolf ~


Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
~By Thom Yorke ~


I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.
~By Stephen Dorff ~


I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
~By Daniel Craig ~


It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it.
~By Owen Wilson ~


It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
~By Seth Green ~


It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
~By Karl Lagerfeld ~


It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
~By Mae West ~


I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
~By Patton Oswalt ~


In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
~By Trey Parker ~


I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
~By Jason Alexander ~


I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive.
~By Joseph Epstein ~


If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
~By Will Rogers ~


My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
~By Mike Myers ~


There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
~By Doug Coupland ~


One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
~By Bryan White ~


You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
~By Ken Kesey ~

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