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I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.
~By Anthony Anderson ~


Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
~By Wavy Gravy ~


It's so funny whenever things come full circle.
~By Swoosie Kurtz ~


I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
~By Eddie Murphy ~


I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.
~By Rupert Grint ~


I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's funny three-quarters of the time, it will be successful.
~By David Zucker ~


Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
~By Lucy Liu ~


The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
~By Hailee Steinfeld ~


The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.
~By Kevin Nealon ~


The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
~By Joe Rogan ~


I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
~By Daniel Craig ~


If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
~By Will Rogers ~


But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
~By Wanda Sykes ~


Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
~By Mike Myers ~


It's funny, because my last record was a lot about isolation and people living in separate worlds that other people can't even understand, which drug addiction is the perfect negative example of.
~By Aimee Mann ~


It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or whatever.
~By Rosario Dawson ~


Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
~By Susan Sontag ~


Every milieu has something ridiculous about it - film-making, the music world, painting - because people who take themselves seriously become funny pretty quickly.
~By Rebecca Miller ~


I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny.
~By Joan Severance ~


It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
~By Alan Ladd ~


If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
~By Billy Wilder ~


I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
~By Moon Unit Zappa ~


Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny.
~By Roy Wood ~


A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
~By Ernest Hemingway ~


I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
~By Nora Dunn ~


Yeah, it's funny, working on a show with as large a cast as we have here, your work gets sort of compartmentalized. There's still about half the cast that I've never had a scene with but I have missed working with Terry.
~By Michael Emerson ~


I think I would say 'The King's Speech' is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented there's more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with an uplifting ending.
~By Tom Hooper ~


I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
~By Joe Murray ~


When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We did at least five or six takes of every scene, improvising every scene differently. He was a riot.
~By Stephen Root ~


I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
~By Charlie Sheen ~


Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
~By Lee Tergesen ~


The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
~By Isaac Asimov ~


All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
~By Mitch Hedberg ~


But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.
~By Kristen Johnston ~


My heart is so light that it's amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It's hysterically funny. I am very light.
~By Linda Hamilton ~


Shakespeare wrote great plays that we're still watching all these years later. Charlie Chaplin made great comedies and they are still as funny today as they ever were.
~By Leonard Maltin ~


It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.
~By Edmund S. Muskie ~


We went through all the scenes and they became kind of funny and they expanded a little bit and because it seemed to be working so well in the movie, they added a couple of things later on in the movie and that's how it turned out.
~By Eugene Levy ~


The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic.
~By Dominic Chianese ~


People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
~By Sheryl Crow ~


It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
~By Artie Lange ~


It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it.
~By Owen Wilson ~


On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
~By David Hyde Pierce ~


Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
~By Garry Shandling ~


You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?
~By H. R. Giger ~


We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.
~By Jerry Lawler ~


I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
~By John Leguizamo ~


I just like the continue doing what I've been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn't hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I'll be a very happy person.
~By Mary Tyler Moore ~


I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
~By Will Ferrell ~


I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
~By Jenny McCarthy ~


It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.
~By Gillian Anderson ~


I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
~By Bob Saget ~


It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.
~By Edward Hopper ~


The funny thing is, the music that I'm writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we've ever done. The music that I'm thinking about putting on our next album.
~By Charlie Daniels ~


I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.
~By Kristen Bell ~


Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision.
~By Bill Sienkiewicz ~


I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive.
~By Joseph Epstein ~


The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people.
~By Miranda Otto ~


We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
~By Colin Mochrie ~


When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
~By Mo Rocca ~


Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
~By Matthew Perry ~


Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
~By Harold Ramis ~


It's funny, 'cause it seems like just yesterday that I was the youngest player just starting out. But now there are young players all over the league, and they'll ask me questions about playing overseas or finding an agent.
~By Sue Wicks ~


Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
~By Andy Richter ~


Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
~By Nigella Lawson ~


I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said, 'You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes on, no one recognizes you.' I said, 'What are you saying? That I should do more love scenes?'
~By Eddie Marsan ~


I'm really funny now.
~By Wanda Sykes ~


I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences.
~By Ronny Cox ~


I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus.
~By Chi McBride ~


I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left.
~By Naomi Watts ~


It perhaps has a chance, a commercial chance, this film. It's funny, it's charming, the idea is original, it's unusual and it makes fun of the movie industry in a way that it needs to be poked fun at.
~By Mark Rydell ~


I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
~By Paula Danziger ~


I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
~By Mark Russell ~


They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation.
~By Michael York ~


I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.
~By Ben Stiller ~


My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.
~By Christine Taylor ~


There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.
~By Dave Navarro ~


I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
~By Lynda Barry ~


But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
~By Thomas Haden Church ~


Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.
~By Martin Mull ~


Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed.
~By Prince Andrew ~


But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.
~By Jaime King ~


It was funny, when I thought of it afterward, how Ruth and Gehrig looked as they stood there. The Babe must have been waiting for me to get the ball up a little so he could get his bat under it.
~By Carl Hubbell ~


I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
~By Megan Fox ~


It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
~By Regina King ~


When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group.
~By Shirin Ebadi ~


What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down.
~By Denis Johnson ~


I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
~By Malcolm Wilson ~


Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.
~By Britney Spears ~


Memories are doing funny things to us.
~By Milos Forman ~


It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
~By Johnny Knoxville ~


On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
~By Theodore Bikel ~


So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
~By Todd Solondz ~


As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life.
~By Sophie Marceau ~


If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
~By Kate O'Brien ~


If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.
~By Daryl Hall ~


When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'
~By Susan Sarandon ~


But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
~By Charlie Sheen ~


What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.
~By Danny DeVito ~


It's funny because it's funny.
~By David Spade ~

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February 7 ,2023
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