It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
~By Carrot Top ~
I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.
~By Megan Fox ~
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown.
~By Jennifer Lopez ~
I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!
~By Shirley Manson ~
My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.
~By Layne Staley ~
I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week.
~By Andrea Jung ~
If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
~By Ian Mckellen ~
I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.
~By Luke Perry ~
My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.
~By Elliott Smith ~
If you tell people your ambitions, they usually laugh at you. When I told my girlfriends when I was 12 that I was going to Hollywood, they all laughed. And here I am!
~By Helen Reddy ~
One report said that since my time on the run I've had 2,500 girlfriends. I mean you got to realize, I've been on the run for more than 30 years, I have got to have had more than that!
~By Ronald Biggs ~
Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.
~By Zhang Ziyi ~
I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps.
~By Scott Foley ~
My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama.
~By Albert Finney ~
I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends leave them and they don't quite get it. Guys who just don't quite get it.
~By Bruce McCulloch ~
You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.
~By Stevie Nicks ~
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.
~By Jimmy Fallon ~
Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.
~By James De La Vega ~
Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.
~By Billy Bush ~
We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades.
~By Lisa Bonet ~
I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.
~By Mackenzie Astin ~
I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
~By Paris Hilton ~
I have no illusions at all about being a sex symbol. None of my former girlfriends ever thought of me that way, and I don't have any packs of women chasing me down the street like a Brad Pitt or someone like that.
~By Tobey Maguire ~
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
~By Usher Raymond ~
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
~By Josh Duhamel ~
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
~By Steven Wright ~
I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love.
~By Nick Carter ~
I saw a guy being really abusive to his girlfriend. She was asking people to help, but no one would. When he grabbed her, I tried to separate them, but he turned on me. I punched him and knocked him down. It wasn't a scandal; I was just doing what anybody should.
~By Timothy Hutton ~
When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.
~By Matt Dillon ~
Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
~By David Lee Roth ~
You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers... it is very strange. I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site, and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend. He then came to my house in London, I do not know how he found it.
~By Caprice Bourret ~
The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.
~By Shirley Knight ~
We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.
~By Betty Dodson ~
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
~By Orson Welles ~
I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.
~By Spalding Gray ~
That's a rule in the business. No tongue. You can't really get into it, otherwise, it's weird. I think that particular scene made his (Adam Brody) girlfriend jealous. There were issues.
~By Rachel Bilson ~
Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible.
~By A. J. McLean ~
I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.
~By Vanessa Hudgens ~
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
~By Joe Rogan ~
When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client. And I'm like, 'Who is this?' and my girlfriend's like, 'That's a drug dealer. Stay away from him.'
~By Rosario Dawson ~
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
~By Adam Sandler ~
I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said.
~By Jeff Garcia ~
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
~By Jack Nicholson ~
Girlfriend and 100 Percent Fun were my two peeks, around '92 and '96. The reality is that the times I had the most media success, sold lots of records and played bigger shows, I had the least control of my own life.
~By Matthew Sweet ~
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
~By Phyllis Schlafly ~
My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
~By Dwight York ~
When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'
~By Yasmine Bleeth ~
PS: It's all gossip about the prince. I'm not in the habit of taking my girlfriends' beaux.
~By Wallis Simpson ~
Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.
~By Herbert Marcuse ~
I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.
~By Justin Timberlake ~
As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week with my girlfriends, or have a sleepover. Otherwise my life is just work.
~By Jennifer Lawrence ~
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
~By Bruce Jay Friedman ~
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
~By Emo Philips ~
I love making music and I'm falling in love with making records, so it's like having two girlfriends. But I can handle it.
~By Snoop Dogg ~
We get these overzealous young men and their girlfriends. It's happened occasionally where one of them will lean up against the front of the stage and the guy is behind her, and it starts off as just dancing and then it gets into something more.
~By Chris Frantz ~
I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.
~By Holly Valance ~
I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult.
~By Martin Gore ~
As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up, so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about. Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.
~By Dick Dale ~
It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever.
~By Emmy Rossum ~
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
~By Orson Welles ~
Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.
~By Bernadette Peters ~
I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.
~By Hugh Hefner ~
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
~By Pink ~
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.
~By Mark Hoppus ~
I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.
~By Penelope Cruz ~
Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends.
~By Bob Fosse ~
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
~By Jack Nicholson ~
It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear.
~By Lori Loughlin ~
On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm not attracted to him, it's even better. It's just my character kissing his character.
~By Alicia Witt ~
I think it's quite extraordinary that people cast me as if I'm Warren Beatty: until I met my present wife, at the age of 35, you could name two girlfriends.
~By Colin Firth ~
True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriends - and he accepts it.
~By Larry McMurtry ~
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
~By Jay London ~
I was reading through endless junk scripts that were being sent my way. Typically the roles were to play his wife or his girlfriend - leading roles for women were few and far between.
~By Roma Downey ~
I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven't met a lot of men who've said, "You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!". That's because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them.
~By Megan Fox ~
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.
~By Adam Sandler ~
Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis.
~By Boris Becker ~
At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.
~By Jacqueline Bisset ~
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
~By Jay London ~
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
~By Mitch Hedberg ~
Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.
~By Phil Ochs ~
I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real.
~By Jonathan Bennett ~
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
~By Randal Kleiser ~
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
~By Joe Rogan ~
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
~By Dane Cook ~
He asked my girlfriend if we could come over and sing some of the songs that we had written, which we did. After he heard the songs, he said that he knew someone in the record business by the name of Bob Shad.
~By Phil Harris ~
I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
~By Orlando Bloom ~
You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.
~By Jennifer Aniston ~
I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.
~By Charles Kuralt ~
Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.
~By Daley Thompson ~
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.
~By Ben Kingsley ~
When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.
~By Orlando Bloom ~
Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.
~By Grace Metalious ~
I just did something on a show on UPN called "Girlfriends" that will be on television in February. I am actually a much better actor today than I was in 1996, believe it or not.
~By Christopher Darden ~
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
~By Carmen Electra ~
I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed.
~By Shirley Manson ~
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