I don't really feel like I have to have a debate with my husband over issues.
~By Laura Bush ~
You come on as a guest. You don't get the girl anymore. But that is our lives. You start off as the boyfriend, then you are the lover, then you are the husband, then you are the father, and then you are the grandfather.
~By Albert Finney ~
I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it.
~By Akshay Kumar ~
The average husband enjoys the total effect of his home but is usually unable to contribute any of the details of work and organisation that make it enjoyable.
~By Havelock Ellis ~
Without my husband's costumes I wouldn't have known how to accomplish what I saw in my own mind's eyes for choreography. And then seeing our choreography and knowing the background of it I am sure helped my husband a great deal with what he designed for us.
~By Katherine Dunham ~
I have only one real hobby - my husband.
~By Florence Harding ~
At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.
~By Barbara Bush ~
I am excited to rise today to support National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day. This celebration honors the husband and wife business owner teams whose work helps drive the economy and fuel job growth.
~By Melissa Bean ~
Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed.
~By Katherine Dunham ~
I just had that conversation this morning with my doctor. I just got back from the hospital a half-hour ago, and nothing will make me happier than to replicate the DNA of my amazing husband. I'm optimistic.
~By Karen Duffy ~
All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.
~By Delmore Schwartz ~
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kid's therapy.
~By Michelle Pfeiffer ~
Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.
~By Jack Kingston ~
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
~By Rita Rudner ~
I think that my interpretation of Italian was a lot more southern than what my husband cooks. You know, I grew up in Queens and in Brooklyn, and we - really, it's more southern. It's Naples and Sicily. It's heavier. It's over-spiced. And like most Americans, I thought spaghetti and meatballs was genius.
~By Debi Mazar ~
I created the Women's Federation for World Peace in order to restore all that woman originally lost. You American women don't need a man in the position of grandfather, parents, husband, elder or younger brother. You only need the true Adam.
~By Sun Myung Moon ~
Sometimes when things get kind of frantic, it helps to call my husband Steve, because I think he's got a real good sense of where everything's gonna be in a few years.
~By Christa McAuliffe ~
An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.
~By Gabriel Garcia Marquez ~
I have no wish for a second husband. I had enough of the first. I like to have my own way to lie down mistress, and get up master.
~By Susanna Moodie ~
I love England though; I've been back a few times and just love it. My favorite thing to do there is going to museums and all the castles. Oh, and my husband and I went mountain biking across England on our honeymoon!
~By Catherine Bell ~
As a matter of fact, I've been to Italy many times before I met my husband, which he can't even imagine that I could possibly know anything about Italian food. But, you know, Italian food's really basic, and there's so many different variations on it that what my husband did is he broke it down for me.
~By Debi Mazar ~
The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband how inconvenient he finds his wheelchair from time to time.
~By Sarah Brady ~
I never did quite fit the glamour mode. It is life with my husband and family that is my high now.
~By Patty Duke ~
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
~By H. L. Mencken ~
But there were women in the world, and from them each of our heroes had taken to himself a wife. The good ladies were no strangers to the prowess of their husbands. and, strange as it may seem, they presumed a little upon it.
~By Augustus Baldwin Longstreet ~
No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.
~By James Beattie ~
I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around.
~By Julia Barr ~
My observation is that women are merely waiting for their husbands to assume leadership.
~By James Dobson ~
In her whole life Mom never earned more than five or six dollars a week. Being without a husband, it was hard for her to find any place at all for us to live.
~By Ethel Waters ~
If she has a good, strong, reliable father image, which is hard to find these days, that will be her image of men, probably for the rest of her life. She'll look for a husband who embodies those qualities.
~By Robert Johnson ~
I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?
~By Jackie Kennedy ~
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
~By Erma Bombeck ~
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
~By Jay Leno ~
Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands.
~By Brigitte Bardot ~
I'm fairly in tune with what's private with my husband and with me.
~By Star Jones ~
I cannot help feeling I would have been happier with a husband and chidren of my own.
~By Ethel Waters ~
I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
~By Eleanor Roosevelt ~
I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
~By Elizabeth I ~
Our family has gone through a very difficult time. My husband and I have taken the brunt of it. I've never known what it truly felt like to be so sad and desperate inside.
~By Tracey Gold ~
If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. Dickens wasn't that nice a guy.
~By Dustin Hoffman ~
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
~By Agatha Christie ~
My husband believes that he can make a difference. He loves people.
~By Jackie Jackson ~
If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would dictate that it should be in her favor.
~By Ernestine Rose ~
I also know that there are a lot of people around the United States who want my husband to win and who are for him and who support our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. And I feel good about those people, too.
~By Laura Bush ~
The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.
~By Minnie Pearl ~
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
~By Roseanne Barr ~
Profits might also increase, because improvements might take place in agriculture, or in the implements of husbandry, which would augment the produce with the same cost of production.
~By David Ricardo ~
My judgement is not good when I am on a book tour. I am not thinking about it that much. What happens is I will go back home. I have a 4-year-old and a 1-year-old and a wife who is now taking care of them who is wondering where her husband is.
~By Michael Lewis ~
I really haven't been cognitive of gas prices. It wasn't until I filled up my husband's Toyota Prius Hybrid that I had a moment of understanding of how people who drive gas cars feel.
~By Alexandra Paul ~
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
~By Pat Robertson ~
This is how psychiatry has functioned-as a kind of property arm of the government, who can put you away if your husband doesn't like you.
~By Kate Millett ~
When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit.
~By Jerry Falwell ~
I mean, the part you don't like, I mean, that's the only part. That's the part no one likes, and that is the criticisms, and the unfair criticisms, I might add, of my husband. But that's also just a fact of life in politics.
~By Laura Bush ~
I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself.
~By Marta Kristen ~
I have a great husband, great parents and in-laws, and I have help with a nanny. It's not easy, but there are others who do it every day and don't have a high-profile job as I do.
~By Marlee Matlin ~
One day it was about getting married that mother talked with me, and I said I was so glad that when you didn't like being married, or got tired of your husband, you could get Unmarried.
~By Eleanor Porter ~
The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person - her husband.
~By Lady Bird Johnson ~
My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three.
~By Ellen Barkin ~
And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have.
~By Patricia Heaton ~
Women may give lip service to wanting husbands who take on an equal role in raising children, but many will pull rank when an important decision, like how to discipline or what baby sitter to hire, has to be made.
~By Pepper Schwartz ~
Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.
~By William Shakespeare ~
Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door.
~By Indra Devi ~
With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died.
~By Mercedes McCambridge ~
A good husband makes a good wife.
~By John Florio ~
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
~By Roseanne Barr ~
Women, you can have it all - a loving man, devoted husband, loving children, a fabulous career.
~By Jada Pinkett Smith ~
I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them.
~By Annette Bening ~
No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.
~By Thomas R. Dewar ~
The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.
~By Chuck Jones ~
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
~By Helen Rowland ~
Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour.
~By Barbara Ehrenreich ~
My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am.
~By Kim Mathers ~
My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd.
~By Jennifer Beals ~
I'm just a husband waltzing in the background.
~By Bruce Greenwood ~
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
~By Michel de Montaigne ~
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.
~By Marie Antoinette ~
If anything happened, I think my husband would have to deal with that as the time came.
~By Christa McAuliffe ~
I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.
~By Jeanne Moreau ~
Over my desk hangs a poster from The Railway Children that my husband had framed for me. It is so lovely to see the children smiling as they run down the railway track.
~By Dinah Sheridan ~
Women must not shout back when their husbands come home and shout at them for any reason.
~By Indra Devi ~
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
~By Chanakya ~
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
~By Ambrose Bierce ~
But it will be said that the husband provides for the wife, or in other words, he feeds, clothes and shelters her! I wish I had the power to make every one before me fully realize the degradation contained in that idea.
~By Ernestine Rose ~
I like to feel sexy. I know my husband thinks I'm sexy. I think he is too. But I don't go out half-naked with 'sex' written across my back.
~By Catherine Zeta-Jones ~
The powerful men in my life have always believed in me: my husband, my son.
~By Judy Collins ~
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
~By Rita Rudner ~
I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband.
~By Julie Benz ~
Jackie Kennedy was magnificent in the days and weeks immediately following her husband's assassination. She was especially wonderful to me.
~By Pierre Salinger ~
Some people are cool with the fact that their bodies bear witness to this great thing they produced, their children, and I understand that. But on a personal level, it makes me feel better that my breasts are not down to my knees when I'm undressed in front of my husband.
~By Patricia Heaton ~
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
~By Nancy Cartwright ~
I know who I am as a person, as a father, and as a husband.
~By Brian Littrell ~
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
~By H. L. Mencken ~
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
~By Honore de Balzac ~
My life comes down to three moments: the death of my father, meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter. Everything I did previous to that just doesn't seem to add up to very much.
~By Gwyneth Paltrow ~
But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?
~By Mary Astell ~
Families are great murderers of the creative impulse, particularly husbands.
~By Brenda Ueland ~
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.
~By Thomas Dekker ~
There hardly can be a greater difference between any two men, than there too often is, between the same man, a lover and a husband.
~By Samuel Richardson ~
Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood.
~By Diane von Furstenberg ~
Every night, whisper "peace" in your husband's ear.
~By Andrei A. Gromyko ~
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