Laughter Quotes And Sayings

Quotes And Sayings About Laughter

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Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
~By Friedrich Nietzsche ~


Jackie Gleason said that comedy is the most exacting form of dramatic art, because it has an instant critic: laughter.
~By Chuck Jones ~


Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
~By Yakov Smirnoff ~


Laughter can bring a new perspective.
~By Christopher Durang ~


I just got one last thing, I urge all of you, all of you, to enjoy your life, the precious moments you have. To spend each day with some laughter and some thought, to get you're emotions going.
~By Jim Valvano ~


Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
~By Charlie Chaplin ~


This is a big deal. My wife and I sat in our home and we watched those young men get slaughtered on the streets of Mogadishu in the absence of a plan. It broke our heart.
~By Dick Armey ~


Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
~By Jasper Carrott ~


Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.
~By Henry Ward Beecher ~


Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
~By Mort Walker ~


Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard.
~By Margaret Sackville ~


Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
~By Bob Newhart ~


One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a politician, ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one.
~By Henry Miller ~


Now, a recent study from cardiologists at the University of Maryland, has shown that laughter may have a beneficial effect on the heart.
~By Allen Klein ~


Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart.
~By Mort Walker ~


Though the clown is often deadpan, he is a connoisseur of laughter.
~By Mel Gussow ~


War is the slaughter of human beings, temporarily regarded as enemies, on as large a scale as possible.
~By Jeanette Rankin ~


As Brian Urquhart has said quite correctly, I don't think that individual countries in the international community can stand aside and let all of these slaughters continue without doing anything.
~By Alex Morrison ~


Muslim delegates concerned about rights in Palestine could have brought their enthusiasm closer to home by addressing the fate of black Christians being slaughtered and enslaved in the Sudan.
~By Jack Schwartz ~


Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them.
~By Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf ~


Laughter and grief join hands. Always the heart Clumps in the breast with heavy stride; The face grows lined and wrinkled like a chart, The eyes bloodshot with tears and tide. Let the wind blow, for many a man shall die.
~By Karl Shapiro ~


I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
~By Paul Lynde ~


When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on.
~By Doris Roberts ~


There is little success where there is little laughter.
~By Andrew Carnegie ~


The sound of laughter is like the vaulted dome of a temple of happiness.
~By Milan Kundera ~


The weeping of an heir is laughter in disguise.
~By Publilius Syrus ~


Once you have heard a strange audience burst into laughter at a film you directed, you realize what the word joy is all about.
~By Chuck Jones ~


Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.
~By Malcolm De Chazal ~


With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
~By William Shakespeare ~


The city and province were given up to anarchy; the coloured people, elated with victory, proclaimed the slaughter of all whites, except the English, French, and American residents.
~By Henry Walter Bates ~


Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
~By Peter Ustinov ~


From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened you discover that you have wings.
~By Helen Hayes ~


The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.
~By Alice Meynell ~


Laughter is an instant vacation.
~By Milton Berle ~


For anyone who works in front of an audience there is no thrill quite like that of feeling and hearing the evidence of the audience members' enjoyment. Laughter and applause really are powerful.
~By Randy West ~


It's a major part of world history that men are trying to kill each other. It's just one slaughter after the other. We talk about it, but no one's really listening.
~By Fred Ward ~


Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
~By Karl Barth ~


From quiet homes and first beginning, out to the undiscovered ends, there's nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.
~By Hilaire Belloc ~


Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
~By Mark Twain ~


The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.
~By Mason Cooley ~


The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them. Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places. One can describe them as a boa: when it feels threatened, it runs to somewhere else.
~By Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf ~


Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
~By Kurt Vonnegut ~


More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
~By Harvey Milk ~


Frequent and loud laughter is the characteristic of folly and ill manners.
~By Lord Chesterfield ~


You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
~By Robert Louis Stevenson ~


Sometimes the laughter in mothering is the recognition of the ironies and absurdities. Sometimes, though, it's just pure, unthinking delight.
~By Barbara Schapiro ~


Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.
~By Elsa Maxwell ~


Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.
~By Wavy Gravy ~


When part of what you're trying to get at is the truth hidden under a taboo, or when you want to nail a hypocrisy, laughter is a very useful tool. I want to show the painful side of existence, but there is no question I also want to make people laugh.
~By Todd Solondz ~


He who has laughter on his side has no need of proof.
~By Theodor Adorno ~


Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
~By George Byron ~


More than 65,000 horses were slaughtered in the United States in 2004, a 50 percent increase since 2002.
~By Elton Gallegly ~


I thought theater people wouldn't see me if I hadn't trained. I didn't want to just be the Brideshead guy, to spend the rest of my life wearing waistcoats. I got the chance to try everything. Not just Romeos, but pimps and grandfathers and even one role as a woman in a Naomi Wallace play called Slaughter City.
~By Tom Hiddleston ~


Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.
~By Joan Lunden ~


We look before and after, And pine for what is not; Our sincerest laughter With some pain is fraught; Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.
~By Percy Bysshe Shelley ~


Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
~By Victor Hugo ~


What the real world of 1941 needed most was the release and relief provided by laughter.
~By Joseph Barbera ~


From day one, I got addicted to being on stage and getting the applause and laughter.
~By Zac Efron ~


Like all young men I set out to be a genius, but mercifully laughter intervened.
~By Lawrence Durrell ~


If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
~By Paul McCartney ~


I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.
~By Lucille Ball ~


Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.
~By Winston Churchill ~


Tell the truth. Sing with passion. Work with laughter. Love with heart. 'Cause that's all that matters in the end.
~By Kris Kristofferson ~


Laughter is America's most important export.
~By Walt Disney ~


I took a lot of time off after Mobsters and although I did something I had never done before, which was to direct a play, The Laughter Epidemic, it felt like a vacation.
~By Christian Slater ~


Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.
~By Max Beerbohm ~


It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.
~By Wayne Dyer ~


In our fathers' time nothing was read but books of feigned chivalry, wherein a man by reading should be led to none other end, but only to manslaughter and bawdry.
~By Roger Ascham ~


I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.
~By Tahar Ben Jelloun ~


When onstage, I always try to take my audience through as many emotions as I possibly can. I want them to go from laughter to tears, be shocked and surprised and walk out the door with a renewed sense of themselves - and maybe a smile.
~By Reba McEntire ~


I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilised music in the world.
~By Peter Ustinov ~


We will miss George for his sense of love, his sense of music and his sense of laughter.
~By Ringo Starr ~


Make them laugh, make them cry, and hack to laughter. What do people go to the theatre for? An emotional exercise. I am a servant of the people. I have never forgotten that.
~By Mary Pickford ~


The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.
~By Thaksin Shinawatra ~


Now if the harvest is over, And the world cold, Give me the bonus of laughter, As I lose hold.
~By John Betjeman ~


Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
~By Agnes Repplier ~


I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
~By Yakov Smirnoff ~


She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
~By Gail Parent ~


You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
~By Aaron McGruder ~


I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
~By Bill Hicks ~


Because I actually find the next take after they've controlled it a little bit and repressed the laughter is actually a really interesting take, because that's still going on underneath the surface. That struggle to maintain composure becomes part of the joy of the scene.
~By Jay Roach ~


A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
~By Hugh Sidey ~


If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
~By Denis Norden ~


Laughter can help relieve tension in even the heaviest of matters.
~By Allen Klein ~


Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.
~By Allen Klein ~


The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
~By Bennett Cerf ~


I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.
~By Roger Zelazny ~


The beauty of the world, which is so soon to perish, has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
~By Virginia Woolf ~


But whoever gives birth to useless children, what would you say of him except that he has bred sorrows for himself, and furnishes laughter for his enemies.
~By Sophocles ~


The great disadvantage of our present electoral system is that it freezes the pattern of politics, and holds together the incompatible because everyone assumes that if a party splits it will be electorally slaughtered.
~By Roy Jenkins ~


I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
~By Woody Allen ~


Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
~By Kurt Vonnegut ~


My professional life in Hollywood has been filled with joy and laughter.
~By Carroll O'Connor ~


The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.
~By Henri Bergson ~


When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
~By Yakov Smirnoff ~


I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse.
~By Walter Annenberg ~


Cursed be he above all others Who's enslaved by love of money. Money takes the place of brothers, Money takes the place of parents, Money brings us war and slaughter.
~By Anacreon ~


I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.
~By Katie Price ~


The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
~By James Thurber ~


True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
~By Thomas Carlyle ~

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October 27 ,2021
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