Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
~By Helen Rowland ~
I feel as though my career really hit its high point when I was cast as a supporting actress in 'American Wedding'. I thought the script had a lot of depth and intelligence, and it really just jumped off the page.
~By January Jones ~
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
~By Phyllis Battelle ~
Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.
~By Anna Quindlen ~
I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.
~By Bradley Cooper ~
It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol' Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense.
~By Jon Secada ~
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
~By Nicholas Sparks ~
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
~By Joseph Addison ~
A lot of people think I'm that guy in 'Betsy's Wedding', but I'm not. What it is for me is that, on some level, I connect with the character emotionally.
~By Anthony LaPaglia ~
My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding.
~By Anita Diament ~
I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
~By Paris Hilton ~
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
~By Paul Sweeney ~
Well, I'll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like I'd never seen from the people, and that's who I entertain. I entertain the people.
~By Liza Minnelli ~
When Andrew went with the girls, we were talking all morning and he was saying, 'It's okay. Just remember we had such a good day. Our wedding was so perfect.' Because we're such a unit together. He made me feel very part of the day on April the 29th.
~By Sarah Ferguson ~
I saw a photograph of a wedding conducted by Reverend Moon of the Unification Church. I wanted to understand this event, and the only way to understand it was to write about it.
~By Don DeLillo ~
Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week.
~By Peter Ruric ~
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
~By Oliver Goldsmith ~
In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.
~By Helen Reddy ~
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
~By Grace Hansen ~
No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.
~By Shirley Bassey ~
Now very often events are set up for photographers... The weddings are orchestrated about the photographers taking the picture, because if it hasn't been photographed it doesn't really exist.
~By Elliott Erwitt ~
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
~By Barbara de Angelis ~
When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.
~By Vera Wang ~
We are all so close. We are godfather to each others' kids. I was the best man at Jesus' wedding.
~By Juan Marichal ~
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.
~By Henry Fielding ~
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
~By William Feather ~
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
~By Ethel Merman ~
When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.
~By Anne Morrow Lindbergh ~
When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.
~By Eydie Gorme ~
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
~By Adam Sandler ~
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
~By James Thurber ~
In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
~By Enid Bagnold ~
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
~By Alice Roosevelt Longworth ~
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
~By Margot Asquith ~
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.
~By Sammy Davis, Jr. ~
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
~By Phyllis Diller ~
My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!
~By Anne Baxter ~
The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.
~By Brian May ~
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
~By John Heywood ~
I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.
~By Dorothy Malone ~
When I design a wedding dress with a bustle, it has to be one the bride can dance in. I love the idea that something is practical and still looks great.
~By Vera Wang ~
I wear my wedding ring. We talk about when we're going to get married again, which we hope is going to take place some time in this incredibly hectic calendar year.
~By Jim Lampley ~
It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade.
~By Trisha Goddard ~
The one thing that I'm in charge of in this wedding is the food.
~By Rob Mariano ~
We all went to Kelsey's wedding, and yeah, we go to parties. We also go to each other's house. A group of us got together over at Kelsey's and just read through some plays just for the fun of it. That may not be everyone's idea of a good time, but we had a good time.
~By David Hyde Pierce ~
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
~By Erma Bombeck ~
Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.
~By Heinrich Heine ~
I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.
~By Mike Epps ~
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.
~By Christopher Walken ~
I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo career it would drive me to a nervous breakdown if I tried to organise a wedding on top of that.
~By Natasha Hamilton ~
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
~By Eddie Cantor ~
Well, I actually first got into music as a small child, and as I became a teen, I sought out making money from music, weather that was singing lounge gigs, backup in studios, or weddings.
~By Chantal Kreviazuk ~
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
~By Samuel Pepys ~
I'll get pretty much everything the way I want it. I've always dreamed of a beach wedding.
~By Nicole Appleton ~
In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.
~By Michael J. Fox ~
Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.
~By Guy Madison ~
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
~By Heinrich Heine ~
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.
~By Liz Smith ~
I've chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all the time that Dave and I have an argument I feel it like handcuffs, and on anger time I throw it in a basket. Poor Dave, he bought me three wedding rings already!
~By Carmen Miranda ~
I wanted to define the vocabulary of a wedding both visually and intellectually. The book is about more than weddings or wedding dresses. It's a metaphor for women's lives, their creativity.
~By Vera Wang ~
Well the wedding in the words of the Archbishop of Canterbury was a fairy tale and there was a huge public impress, investment of goodwill, affection and indeed money in this Institution. It was a huge success at the time.
~By Anthony Holden ~
I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade.
~By Star Jones ~
Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size.
~By Kevin McDonald ~
One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
~By Bryan White ~
We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.
~By Paul McCartney ~
I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.
~By Cindy Margolis ~
I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.
~By Kate O'Brien ~
My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.
~By W. H. Auden ~
The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.
~By Janet Street-Porter ~
You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.
~By Bess Truman ~
Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.
~By Peter Ustinov ~
A lawyer I once knew told me of a strange case, a suffragette who had never married. After her death, he opened her trunk and discovered 50 wedding gowns.
~By Marguerite Young ~
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
~By Friedrich Schiller ~
I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something.
~By Christopher Walken ~
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