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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
~By Joe Viterelli ~


If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would dictate that it should be in her favor.
~By Ernestine Rose ~


I married him because he told me it was the only way he could protect me. If we were just manager and client, my family could do whatever they wanted to get me back, but if I was his wife, they couldn't.
~By LaToya Jackson ~


No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.
~By John Stuart Mill ~


Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
~By Tommy Cooper ~


There is a certain justice in criticism. The critic is like a midwife - a tyrannical midwife.
~By Stephen Spender ~


Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
~By Jeff Foxworthy ~


Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
~By Shelley Winters ~


There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
~By Homer ~


One of the wonderful things about this glorious holiday trip I'm on is that I'm in public with people. It hasn't been inclined... I don't know - something to do with the death of my wife. It's inclined to make me isolated.
~By Jeremy Brett ~


You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
~By Robert Louis Stevenson ~


Sobriety was the greatest gift I ever gave myself. I don't put it on a platform. I don't campaign about it. It's just something that works for me. It enabled me to really connect with another human being - my wife, Sheryl - which I was never able to do before.
~By Rob Lowe ~


I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?
~By Luis Guzman ~


Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.
~By Sugar Ray Leonard ~


Who I really am is the mother of six kids and Woody's wife.
~By Anne Northup ~


My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
~By Henny Youngman ~


I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
~By John Barrymore ~


I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.
~By Alphonse Karr ~


Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area.
~By Todd English ~


The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife.
~By Donald Sutherland ~


It's better when you have your wife with you, more fun.
~By Evan Dando ~


I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in.
~By Michael W. Smith ~


My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
~By Willie Aames ~


I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
~By Don Adams ~


After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
~By Helen Rowland ~


Since I'm a mother and a wife, I have to have passion or the frustration would win out. But I love managing people. The product is second to managing the people. And marketing to consumers is so challenging because it is evolving constantly.
~By Andrea Jung ~


This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.
~By Adam Sandler ~


The majority of information I gave police was about my wife and her family, which is what they wanted.
~By Robert Blake ~


Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
~By Benjamin Franklin ~


I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut.
~By Christine Baranski ~


The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure.
~By Fritz Kreisler ~


What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death?
~By Jessica Savitch ~


I've loved it, but I have a wife and two children.
~By Joe Mantegna ~


He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
~By Douglas Adams ~


I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
~By Sam Levenson ~


My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind - intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect.
~By David Herbert Lawrence ~


If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing.
~By Edward Burnett Tylor ~


You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
~By Mike Tyson ~


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
~By Lana Turner ~


I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer.
~By Hugh Leonard ~


And of course we are familiar with the English common law rule of thumb that said a man could in fact use a stick no bigger than his thumb to discipline his wife and family.
~By Patricia Ireland ~


In my case, I pay a standard premium to participate in the Federal Employees' Health Benefits Plan for my wife and myself out of each month's paycheck.
~By Virgil Goode ~


We see them when they come to New York. They stay at my wife's apartment. We have quite a correspondence with them at all times. They play a very important role, the authors in the firm, because so much of the material we publish is suggested by them.
~By James Laughlin ~


Memorizing dialogue has always come easy and quickly to me. My wife Eileen is also very helpful. She gives me choices, and asks me questions, and runs my lines with me.
~By Bill Mumy ~


There is nothing I have to reflect on that gives me more satisfaction than the fact that my life is insured for the benefit of my Dear Wife and children.
~By Ezra Cornell ~


I'm still not a great reader, but my wife is and my daughters are, and I envy them. I think I got into a bad habit of trying to do something all the time, instead of trying to sit down and take my time a little bit.
~By Mike Krzyzewski ~


That was fun to play. There were some nice special effects coupled with some really nice moments with child and wife. I also was able to age to about 100 years in 'Brief Candle.'
~By Richard Dean Anderson ~


If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
~By Ann Landers ~


My wife Mariana is a good photographer too and, like me, she just picks up a camera and takes a picture when she sees something, rather than looking too deeply into it.
~By Graeme Le Saux ~


My wife had taken off on a plane. Two airplanes had crashed into the World Trade Center. I, of course, like any other person, felt potentially devastated, panicky a little bit.
~By Ted Olson ~


I met my wife, Doreen, who was a dancer in the show.
~By Ernie Wise ~


Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.
~By Katharine Hepburn ~


My m.o. as far as choosing projects is I really try not to work. I try to not do the scripts that are offered me. I'm in this wonderful position to be able to do that. The reason I do that is because I know what it takes once I engage, what that means for me personally and for my wife.
~By Jeff Bridges ~


A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician.
~By Emma Bonino ~


Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.
~By Jessica Hahn ~


When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children', it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
~By Ed O'Neill ~


A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
~By Honore de Balzac ~


I am not involved in any 'issues' because it's too sensitive for me - or my wife - to get involved. Every time we express an opinion it becomes a whole thing in itself. And the whole purpose of living in the countryside was to get away from hundreds of people. My wife fell off a horse, and suddenly there are hundreds of people around.
~By Guy Ritchie ~


Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one's wife alone.
~By Guru Nanak ~


If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?
~By Charles Ives ~


I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too.
~By Sally Kellerman ~


Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men - the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife.
~By Louis Farrakhan ~


I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that if you validate the good reviews, you also have to validate the bad reviews.
~By Barry Sonnenfeld ~


I was trying to protect my wife, I was trying to protect myself from shame, and I really regret it.
~By Anthony Weiner ~


My friends all regarded me as a man of unsound mind because I held the view that my wife was with me in spirit always. I have lived with her spirit guiding me every day and she is with me now as I write this letter, and helps me to do as I am now doing.
~By Alex Campbell ~


I had pretty much raised my kids and my first wife and I were divorced, so I began, in earnest, to start my musical career again. Going for the big record deal and all of that.
~By Jimmy Carl Black ~


I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I'm most passionate about, pale by comparison.
~By Benjamin Bratt ~


I am excited to rise today to support National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day. This celebration honors the husband and wife business owner teams whose work helps drive the economy and fuel job growth.
~By Melissa Bean ~


I don't feel ashamed of my wife's political background, and I don't think she should either. I feel that the people who administered the North of Ireland for the last 20 years should be ashamed. There you are.
~By Stephen Rea ~


Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.
~By David Bailey ~


My wife is the most awesome person in the universe. She's made this experience much less miserable for me, with her compassion, patience and understanding.
~By Wil Wheaton ~


I'm lucky. The best possible place in the world for training is Addis Ababa, so I am home all the time except when I am racing. I like to be there, near my family, my kids, also the real estate business I run with my wife.
~By Haile Gebrselassie ~


My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
~By Jeff Foxworthy ~


Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, for there are plenty of others.
~By Otto Rank ~


I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.
~By Vera Brittain ~


I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.
~By Joseph Bologna ~


People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my mom, who's right here too.
~By Jim Valvano ~


My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~


I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
~By Oliver Goldsmith ~


One thing I am certain of is that, if I have done anything good in music, it was, first, because of my father, and second, because of my wife.
~By Charles Ives ~


My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
~By John Barrymore ~


In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there.
~By Stephen Collins ~


There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.
~By Ernest Hemingway ~


When I came there I found all my family gone, for the Indians had killed five people in the winter near that place, which frightened my wife and family away to Roanoke about 35 miles nearer in among the inhabitants, which I was informed of by an old man I met near the place.
~By Christopher Gist ~


A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
~By Jim Samuels ~


Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is obvious for some reason that he would like to do so, and would do so if he could, he is no less guilty than if he was caught in the act.
~By Saint Augustine ~


Tonight I should like to thank all those who have shared my work and to acknowledge the debt that I owe to my wife whose encouragement to put research before all other things has been a great strength to me.
~By George Porter ~


I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.
~By Corey Feldman ~


I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
~By Bella Abzug ~


In 1977 we played America and Europe three times, and Japan - my marriage suffered as a result. My then wife took the kids to Canada to be near her parents.
~By Phil Collins ~


My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
~By Les Dawson ~


I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~


The economy of a novelist is a little like that of a careful housewife who is unwilling to throw away anything that might perhaps serve its turn.
~By Graham Greene ~


My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
~By Ray Romano ~


My wife wanted my children to have some Chinese culture and education. She believes the children need to learn two languages and two cultures.
~By Jet Li ~


But it will be said that the husband provides for the wife, or in other words, he feeds, clothes and shelters her! I wish I had the power to make every one before me fully realize the degradation contained in that idea.
~By Ernestine Rose ~


Let's put it this way, when I was casting, I cast Viggo first and then found someone who could play his wife, rather than the other way around. So for me he's still the lead character.
~By David Cronenberg ~


Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.
~By Barry Goldwater ~


My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.
~By Joseph Epstein ~


If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.
~By Lyndon B. Johnson ~

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