Wife Quotes And Sayings

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Not too many people can afford for the wife to stay home and raise the kids.
~By Eric Braeden ~


Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.
~By Ace Frehley ~


Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
~By Phyllis Schlafly ~


My judgement is not good when I am on a book tour. I am not thinking about it that much. What happens is I will go back home. I have a 4-year-old and a 1-year-old and a wife who is now taking care of them who is wondering where her husband is.
~By Michael Lewis ~


A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers. My name is my identity and must not be lost.
~By Lucy Stone ~


My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels.
~By Eric Roberts ~


In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
~By Woody Allen ~


I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.
~By Christopher Walken ~


You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?
~By Benjamin Franklin ~


This is a big deal. My wife and I sat in our home and we watched those young men get slaughtered on the streets of Mogadishu in the absence of a plan. It broke our heart.
~By Dick Armey ~


I met my wife in Washington, D.C. I was a senior in college. WW II was about to descend upon us. Jobs were starting to open up after a prolonged depression.
~By Tom Glazer ~


I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished.
~By Hugh Leonard ~


The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.
~By Sammy Hagar ~


They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
~By Casey Stengel ~


My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
~By Willie Aames ~


Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.
~By Julius Caesar ~


My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~


There's the Bacon society, which is fostered by his fourth wife Helen Bacon, but I don't know what kind of performances his music gets. He wrote symphonic music and some chorale music.
~By Carlisle Floyd ~


I have so much satisfaction in my life. I have a beautiful wife and the great stimulation of an interesting career. I'm the most happy fellow that I know.
~By Brendan Fraser ~


Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
~By Richard Armour ~


The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.
~By Elizabeth Cady Stanton ~


Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant.
~By Victor Hugo ~


A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife.
~By Anna Garlin Spencer ~


My wife used to tell me one of my best qualities was that my feet don't smell, but I remember my brother's did when we were kids.
~By Jack Prelutsky ~


There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me.
~By Hugh Jackman ~


I finally got a chance to talk to my daughter from my previous marriage. I just got married May 3 to my beautiful wife, but we don't see each other much.
~By Peter Criss ~


My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.
~By Anthony Anderson ~


So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God.
~By Warren Jeffs ~


A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
~By Jim Samuels ~


Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
~By Jeff Foxworthy ~


Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
~By Samuel Johnson ~


I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best I've ever done it.
~By Gabriel Byrne ~


Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
~By P. J. O'Rourke ~


I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully.
~By Sam Sheppard ~


He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
~By Thomas Fuller ~


My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
~By Evel Knievel ~


If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?
~By Charles Ives ~


I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.
~By Pat Robertson ~


My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
~By Charles Farrar Browne ~


Truth is the daughter of time, and I feel no shame in being her midwife.
~By Johannes Kepler ~


The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits.
~By John Gay ~


That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.
~By George Eliot ~


God, my parents, my wife. I don't have a lot of friends, because I'm always moving around. I don't drink, so I don't hang out in bars. But they've been very big in my life. Because they have helped to encourage me.
~By Herschel Walker ~


My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations.
~By Fritz Kreisler ~


The reason why I've been keeping private for the longest time ever here, I've always wanted to protect my wife's privacy. I don't like - I didn't want to put her picture all over the news. I just wanted to keep her private.
~By Michael Schiavo ~


A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a rougue to retire upon.
~By Thomas Moore ~


Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
~By Mike Tyson ~


If anyone has it rough at Guantanamo, it is the guards. They are constantly harassed and threatened by some of these terrorists. Prisoners tell guards, we know where your families are. We know where your wife is, your children, and we are going to kill them.
~By Robin Hayes ~


I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.
~By Sarah Brightman ~


The economy of a novelist is a little like that of a careful housewife who is unwilling to throw away anything that might perhaps serve its turn.
~By Graham Greene ~


An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
~By Sacha Guitry ~


I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
~By Sean Connery ~


Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner? Mother was one.
~By Merle Travis ~


If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do.
~By Gisele Bundchen ~


And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.
~By Eric Roberts ~


My wife says that stage acting is like being on a tightrope with no net, and being in the movies, there is a net - because you stop and go over it again. It's very technical and mechanical. On stage you're on your own.
~By Eli Wallach ~


It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy.
~By David Ogilvy ~


The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.
~By Mary Wortley Montagu ~


I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image.
~By Michael York ~


He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
~By Jeremy Taylor ~


You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed.
~By Larry Flynt ~


I'm lucky. The best possible place in the world for training is Addis Ababa, so I am home all the time except when I am racing. I like to be there, near my family, my kids, also the real estate business I run with my wife.
~By Haile Gebrselassie ~


They see me as being this Super Mom on TV who also can more than handle a difficult husband, and they assume I'm going to be just full of wisdom as a mother and wife myself.
~By Patricia Richardson ~


My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do.
~By Brett Favre ~


I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
~By Bill Cosby ~


My wife and I just prefer Seattle. It's a beautiful city. Great setting. You open your front door in the morning and the air smells like pine and the sea, as opposed to bus exhaust.
~By Ron Reagan ~


A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
~By Walter Bagehot ~


The philosophy of the common man is an old wife that gives him no pleasure, yet he cannot live without her, and resents any aspersions that strangers may cast on her character.
~By George Santayana ~


There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.
~By Clifford Odets ~


A man's home is his wife's castle.
~By Alexander Chase ~


The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.
~By Brett Favre ~


Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
~By Jay Leno ~


The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
~By E. Joseph Cossman ~


My former wife is a truly wonderful person.
~By Burt Lancaster ~


I don't sleep much. I'm on the go. My mind is racing. My wife says my mind is like the rolling dials on a slot machine. So, yeah, I think about everything.
~By Bill Walton ~


A good husband makes a good wife.
~By John Florio ~


I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
~By John Barrymore ~


I feel the need to work with my wife, Lena Olin, again.
~By Lasse Hallstrom ~


Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.
~By Rutherford B. Hayes ~


My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~


Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?
~By Richard Pryor ~


When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
~By Chi Chi Rodriguez ~


Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above; this is the right time for marriage.
~By Hesiod ~


And of course we are familiar with the English common law rule of thumb that said a man could in fact use a stick no bigger than his thumb to discipline his wife and family.
~By Patricia Ireland ~


I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.
~By Judith Viorst ~


Brian really kicked back on his own when Amanda was a baby. We had a long talk about it, and he was spending a lot of time in California working there and he didn't really want to spend all his time out there and have his children and his wife on the East Coast.
~By Erika Slezak ~


My parents did not have a perfect marriage. It was pretty good, but it was not perfect. My marriage is not perfect. My wife is, but I happen to be imperfect. However, that does not discount the fact that the definition of marriage must be defended and protected.
~By Stockwell Day ~


Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.
~By Sugar Ray Leonard ~


They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.
~By Willie Aames ~


People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.
~By Craig Kilborn ~


My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
~By Winston Churchill ~


All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
~By Daniel Boone ~


Although I had resigned my commission as an officer two years before, I immediately left Switzerland, accompanied by my wife, in order to report for duty. As it happened, a wire reached me a day later calling me to the colors.
~By Fritz Kreisler ~


Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
~By Franz Schubert ~


I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut.
~By Christine Baranski ~


My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around... or has allowed ME to change my life around.
~By Rob Walton ~


I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
~By Frank Carson ~


The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater.
~By William Petersen ~


The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
~By Earl Wilson ~


Again, I shall be told that the law presumes the husband to be kind, affectionate, and ready to provide for and protect his wife. But what right, I ask, has the law to presume at all on the subject?
~By Ernestine Rose ~

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