I was trying to protect my wife, I was trying to protect myself from shame, and I really regret it.
~By Anthony Weiner ~
I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.
~By James Brown ~
I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
~By Lucan ~
Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary.
~By Peter Agre ~
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
~By Groucho Marx ~
I don't have friends, I have thousands of acquaintances. No friends. I figured I had a wife and children.
~By Charles Bronson ~
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.
~By J. B. Morton ~
Brian really kicked back on his own when Amanda was a baby. We had a long talk about it, and he was spending a lot of time in California working there and he didn't really want to spend all his time out there and have his children and his wife on the East Coast.
~By Erika Slezak ~
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
~By H. L. Mencken ~
I wonder if I ever thought of an ideal reader... I guess when I was in my 20s and in New York and maybe even in my early 30s, I would write for my wife Janice... mainly for my poet friends and my wife, who was very smart about poetry.
~By Kenneth Koch ~
Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.
~By Rutherford B. Hayes ~
This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.
~By Adam Sandler ~
A marriage license should not be viewed as a license for a husband to forcibly rape his wife with impunity.
~By Sol Wachtler ~
I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.
~By Corey Feldman ~
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
~By Walter Bagehot ~
If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do.
~By Gisele Bundchen ~
A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician.
~By Emma Bonino ~
I married him because he told me it was the only way he could protect me. If we were just manager and client, my family could do whatever they wanted to get me back, but if I was his wife, they couldn't.
~By LaToya Jackson ~
Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.
~By F. H. Bradley ~
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
~By Thomas R. Dewar ~
Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.
~By Barry Goldwater ~
The welfare culture tells the man he is not a necessary part of the family; he feels dispensable, his wife knows he is dispensable, his children sense it.
~By George Gilder ~
When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit.
~By Jerry Falwell ~
I don't really make plans and I just want to be happy and continue with my business and take care of my wife and kids. I want to sit back, relax and enjoy life.
~By Larry Holmes ~
A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.
~By Russell Lynes ~
My wife and I love to read. We're going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we have our dogs.
~By Gale Gordon ~
A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife.
~By Anna Garlin Spencer ~
I was made to believe there was a plan in place for ending Donald's previous marriage. I pulled away because I wanted to allow him the time to deal with his wife.
~By Marla Maples ~
After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
~By Navjot Singh Sidhu ~
In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.
~By Christian Bale ~
If anyone has it rough at Guantanamo, it is the guards. They are constantly harassed and threatened by some of these terrorists. Prisoners tell guards, we know where your families are. We know where your wife is, your children, and we are going to kill them.
~By Robin Hayes ~
Early in the morning, I fell in love with the girl that later on became my wife. At that time, we were so naive. I wanted to charm her, so I read her Capital by Marx. I thought somehow she would be convinced by the strength of his criticism about capital.
~By Shimon Peres ~
No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.
~By Thomas R. Dewar ~
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
~By Jean Rostand ~
The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife.
~By Barack Obama ~
The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater.
~By William Petersen ~
I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage.
~By Rory Bremner ~
I call upon my God to judge me, he knows that I love my friends and above all others my wife and children, the, oppinion of the world to contrary notwithstanding.
~By Stand Watie ~
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
~By Michel de Montaigne ~
I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!
~By Mackenzie Crook ~
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
~By C. S. Lewis ~
They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.
~By Willie Aames ~
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
~By Jim Backus ~
The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure.
~By Fritz Kreisler ~
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
~By Harold MacMillan ~
I finally got a chance to talk to my daughter from my previous marriage. I just got married May 3 to my beautiful wife, but we don't see each other much.
~By Peter Criss ~
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
~By Lyndon B. Johnson ~
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
~By Kin Hubbard ~
I met my wife and, for the next ten years, we did no films at all. She did the first movie and then I did several after. My first movie was written by Tennessee Williams and directed by Kazan and was called Baby Doll.
~By Eli Wallach ~
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
~By Clare Boothe Luce ~
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
~By Sam Levenson ~
If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors.
~By Hans Kung ~
What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother.
~By Phyllis Schlafly ~
Memorizing dialogue has always come easy and quickly to me. My wife Eileen is also very helpful. She gives me choices, and asks me questions, and runs my lines with me.
~By Bill Mumy ~
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
~By Victor Borge ~
The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.
~By Frank Langella ~
Well, my wife always says to me, and I think it's true, it's very difficult for us to understand the Elizabethan understanding and enjoyment and perception of form as it is to say... it would be for them to understand computers or going to the moon or something.
~By Mark Rylance ~
Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife.
~By John N. Mitchell ~
Yes. Otherwise I could have done a lot of Hollywood movies. After Crouching Tiger I got a lot of offers, but I turned them down because they were all victim roles - poor girls sold to America to be a wife or whatever. I know I have the ability to go deeper, to take on more original roles than that.
~By Zhang Ziyi ~
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
~By Edgar Watson Howe ~
It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security.
~By Heston Blumenthal ~
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~
We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names.
~By Paul Reiser ~
If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all good breeding, their intimacy will soon degenerate into a coarse familiarity, infallibly productive of contempt or disgust.
~By Lord Chesterfield ~
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
~By Raul Julia ~
A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.
~By Samuel Johnson ~
So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.
~By Ray Liotta ~
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
~By Erma Bombeck ~
I walked out of the show business in 1968 because I thought that would be good for the family. It took me some time to decide but I wanted to spend more time with my wife and two daughters who were always beside me. I wanted to do everything I could for them.
~By Pete Best ~
We all know that television is better for women as they get into their 40s. You could be more three-dimensional, not just the wife or the mother.
~By Dana Delany ~
I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.
~By Sean Connery ~
The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.
~By Sammy Hagar ~
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~
Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984.
~By Ed Gillespie ~
My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.
~By Merle Haggard ~
And don't forget, a prisoner's wife must always think good thoughts.
~By Nazim Hikmet ~
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
~By Woody Allen ~
Therefore I do pray and entreat you in the name of Jesus Christ to do so much as to make my being here in Japan known to my poor wife, in a manner a widow and my two children fatherless; which thing only is my greatest grief of heart and conscience.
~By Will Adams ~
My wife Mariana is a good photographer too and, like me, she just picks up a camera and takes a picture when she sees something, rather than looking too deeply into it.
~By Graeme Le Saux ~
Absolutely the worst thing about this job is the travel and being away from family. I have a wife and three wonderful children, the kids are all active in sports and it's very difficult to up and leave and miss them growing up.
~By Roy Clark ~
Thank god my wife is neither a Serb nor a Jew.
~By Franjo Tudjman ~
If one area I felt it was a tough election was I couldn't see my young son and I couldn't see my wife a lot, but apart from that for her also it was an experience.
~By Imran Khan ~
I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.
~By Sarah Brightman ~
And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.
~By Eric Roberts ~
The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.
~By George Byron ~
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
~By Douglas Adams ~
Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.
~By Jessica Alba ~
When I raced with Mercedes, I thought I'd learn German. But my wife didn't want to live in Germany.
~By Juan Manuel Fangio ~
Meek wifehood is no part of my profession; I am your friend, but never your possession.
~By Vera Brittain ~
My wife wanted my children to have some Chinese culture and education. She believes the children need to learn two languages and two cultures.
~By Jet Li ~
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
~By H. L. Mencken ~
My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.
~By David Hasselhoff ~
I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in.
~By Michael W. Smith ~
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates ~
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
~By Samuel Johnson ~
I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.
~By Anton Chekhov ~
There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me.
~By Hugh Jackman ~
I worked with a guy, I can't think of his name, him and his wife, and one of them had a saxophone and the other played drums. It wasn't a regular job but I did a few gigs around home with them.
~By Earl Scruggs ~
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
~By Henny Youngman ~
Give us a chance to show you that those so-called protective laws to aid women - however well intentioned originally - have become in fact restraints, which keep wife, abandoned wife, and widow alike from supporting her family.
~By Martha Griffiths ~
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