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Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
~By H. L. Mencken ~


If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
~By Kin Hubbard ~


God, my parents, my wife. I don't have a lot of friends, because I'm always moving around. I don't drink, so I don't hang out in bars. But they've been very big in my life. Because they have helped to encourage me.
~By Herschel Walker ~


After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
~By Helen Rowland ~


I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.
~By Lee Kuan Yew ~


Tonight I should like to thank all those who have shared my work and to acknowledge the debt that I owe to my wife whose encouragement to put research before all other things has been a great strength to me.
~By George Porter ~


My former wife is a truly wonderful person.
~By Burt Lancaster ~


The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
~By E. Joseph Cossman ~


I have talked to Debbie Hammond quite a bit, Jim Hammond's wife, his widow. I've seen their kids. And last time we played Dallas, a lot of them came over. It's hard for them to come see the show. It's still hard.
~By Reba McEntire ~


Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow.
~By Mick Ralphs ~


Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.
~By Rutherford B. Hayes ~


My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
~By Willie Aames ~


The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
~By Voltaire ~


Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
~By Phyllis Schlafly ~


I worked with a guy, I can't think of his name, him and his wife, and one of them had a saxophone and the other played drums. It wasn't a regular job but I did a few gigs around home with them.
~By Earl Scruggs ~


My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations.
~By Fritz Kreisler ~


A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
~By Bruce Jay Friedman ~


It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids.
~By Henry Rollins ~


I'm a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I'm just a pathetic case history, really.
~By Siobhan Fahey ~


I'm so sick of hearing how there's no strong roles for women. I don't care about strong roles. I just want to see women who are characters! A nun, a serial killer, a housewife, as long as there's some depth there.
~By Martha Plimpton ~


There is no greater excitement than to support an intellectual wife and have her support you. Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you.
~By Millicent Carey McIntosh ~


My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
~By Ray Romano ~


The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
~By Nicholas Sparks ~


This is a big deal. My wife and I sat in our home and we watched those young men get slaughtered on the streets of Mogadishu in the absence of a plan. It broke our heart.
~By Dick Armey ~


I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
~By Sam Levenson ~


Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
~By Samuel Johnson ~


It was there I met my future wife, Celeste Landry, although our lives took us separate ways for many years and we were not to marry until more than ten years later.
~By Eric Allin Cornell ~


No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
~By Harold MacMillan ~


The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.
~By Brett Favre ~


I only travel to good material, a good director and a good company. I won't work in another country for a year any longer, because I have a lovely wife and I adore her and I can't bear to be away from her.
~By Jim Dale ~


I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with a stronger sense of right and wrong in my life ever.
~By William J. Clinton ~


A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.
~By Honore De Balzac ~


There is no such thing as being good to your wife.
~By Gertrude Stein ~


I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
~By Bill Cosby ~


As Ralph's character begins to discover the political thriller aspect of the film, he falls deeper in love with his wife, so the two run together. That's the beauty of this film. It has fast pace and excitement, but it also has heart and soul.
~By Rachel Weisz ~


I wrote that song for my wife, and it's what some guy who's sitting under a tree would be singing to the woman of his life, telling her how wonderful she is. To me, that's more lasting than something that sounds like it belongs on a movie soundtrack.
~By John Fogerty ~


We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
~By Brian Clough ~


My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around... or has allowed ME to change my life around.
~By Rob Walton ~


Despite the demands of this job, one of the things my wife and I try to do is to spend time together alone. And one of the things we really enjoy doing together is seeing a good movie.
~By Warren Christopher ~


Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.
~By William Penn ~


I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
~By Lyndon B. Johnson ~


I imagined that it might be awkward to talk to your wife about her performance, so going into it I was a little nervous. But doing it was actually a wonderfully inspiring experience.
~By Lasse Hallstrom ~


The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
~By Barbara de Angelis ~


He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.
~By Francis Bacon ~


I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~


Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
~By Jay Leno ~


Racing is a very selfish, self-centred, self-glorifying thing. My wife's life for 14 years was centered around me. It was all about me. It was all for my ego.
~By Greg LeMond ~


Love or not, I wouldn't subject a wife to the road. It's punishment.
~By Billy Strayhorn ~


I like to share my life, and spend time with someone I love. That has worked 100 per cent with my wife.
~By Michael Schumacher ~


There is a certain justice in criticism. The critic is like a midwife - a tyrannical midwife.
~By Stephen Spender ~


If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.
~By Chris Daughtry ~


It takes as much discipline to be a mother and a wife as it does to do anything else.
~By Suzanne Vega ~


But money, wife, is the true Fuller's Earth for reputations, there is not a spot or a stain but what it can take out.
~By John Gay ~


Abortion politics have distracted all sides from what is really essential: a major aid campaign to improve midwifery, prenatal care and emergency obstetric services in poor countries.
~By Nicholas D. Kristof ~


I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
~By Charles Bukowski ~


I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and she is already reading it.
~By Guillermo Cabrera Infante ~


Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
~By Mike Tyson ~


I am less selfish. But I am more insistent on being part of the creative experience. I find I am a better mother, lover and wife when I am writing. When my daughter was small I wasn't writing as much and I didn't miss it.
~By Helen Slater ~


I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
~By Lucan ~


My wife says that stage acting is like being on a tightrope with no net, and being in the movies, there is a net - because you stop and go over it again. It's very technical and mechanical. On stage you're on your own.
~By Eli Wallach ~


Only towards the end of this process are any of the chapters in fully readable condition, a state of affairs that used to alarm my wife. But Joan's got used to it.
~By Fred Saberhagen ~


I really enjoy acting. At home I can't even finish a sentence, and here I am reading these wonderful lines. I think it must be every housewife's dream, to be an actress part-time.
~By Meg Tilly ~


Realize that a Muslim will know that his wife was seen naked in this machine. You know what would be the reaction?... Terrible. I believe there's technology out there that can identify bomb-type materials without necessarily, overly invading our privacy.
~By Isaac Yeffet ~


Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.
~By F. H. Bradley ~


My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving.
~By Nicholas Sparks ~


I was not the midwife of the Law School, but its fraternal twin.
~By Norman Lamm ~


I never wanted to separate from either wife. It was accumulated stress. We had virtually no time to ourselves. After politics we were both working very hard to establish new careers.
~By John Hewson ~


With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~


My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~


I was surprised that my wife thought it was a good idea, then again with my agent, another woman, then my editor, another woman - in spite of the fact that all three of them reacted positively I still have this fear.
~By Michael Chabon ~


I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home.
~By George Stephen ~


You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you're getting yourself into it. And of course he doesn't listen to me and he adopts this child.
~By Oliver Platt ~


Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
~By Joseph Cook ~


Green is my favorite. And it's my favorite because it's the color of my wife's eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and mother earth!
~By Casper Van Dien ~


An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
~By Ben Shahn ~


The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
~By Lord Chesterfield ~


If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that of the long-suffering wife.
~By Samuel E. Morison ~


The welfare culture tells the man he is not a necessary part of the family; he feels dispensable, his wife knows he is dispensable, his children sense it.
~By George Gilder ~


Therefore I do pray and entreat you in the name of Jesus Christ to do so much as to make my being here in Japan known to my poor wife, in a manner a widow and my two children fatherless; which thing only is my greatest grief of heart and conscience.
~By Will Adams ~


I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
~By Prince Philip ~


My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
~By Les Dawson ~


I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons.
~By Donald Sutherland ~


Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
~By Martin Luther ~


I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
~By Will Rogers ~


The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.
~By George Byron ~


I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer.
~By Hugh Leonard ~


Thirty years ago, there was definitely a huge difference between men and women, and the man wanting to feel like the protector, and not scare the wife.
~By Robin Tunney ~


Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
~By Brian Clough ~


When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children', it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
~By Ed O'Neill ~


A farmer travelling with his load Picked up a horseshoe on the road, And nailed if fast to his barn door, That luck might down upon him pour; That every blessing known in life Might crown his homestead and his wife, And never any kind of harm Descend upon his growing farm.
~By James Thomas Fields ~


A woman should say: "Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?" If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
~By Barbara Cartland ~


My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
~By Henny Youngman ~


Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
~By Hubert H. Humphrey ~


Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
~By Bill Cosby ~


The philosophy of the common man is an old wife that gives him no pleasure, yet he cannot live without her, and resents any aspersions that strangers may cast on her character.
~By George Santayana ~


To see my wife getting inspired from my notes and thoughts, going in the direction I wanted, and have her surprise me with wonderful choices was a real treat.
~By Lasse Hallstrom ~


Dick Dart emerged from the ether during a flight from New York with my wife and children to Puerto Rico.
~By Peter Straub ~


By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.
~By Samuel Johnson ~


We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again.
~By Tom Araya ~


That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute.
~By Mother Jones ~

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