I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
~By Woody Allen ~
Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.
~By David Bailey ~
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~
There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?
~By Bobby Darin ~
I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.
~By Marilyn Monroe ~
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
~By Jeff Foxworthy ~
I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut.
~By Christine Baranski ~
I am here today to again apologize for the personal mistakes I have made and the embarrassment I have caused. I make this apology to my neighbors and my constituents, but I make it particularly to my wife, Huma.
~By Anthony Weiner ~
England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.
~By Cedric Hardwicke ~
That was fun to play. There were some nice special effects coupled with some really nice moments with child and wife. I also was able to age to about 100 years in 'Brief Candle.'
~By Richard Dean Anderson ~
My wife is beginning to instruct me on means to retrieve dreams, and bit by bit, it does seem to be working.
~By Theodore Sturgeon ~
It's about a young man who has climbed to fame and he discovers that his writing and the relationship with his wife are really more important for him than anything else.
~By Ismail Merchant ~
One of the wonderful things about this glorious holiday trip I'm on is that I'm in public with people. It hasn't been inclined... I don't know - something to do with the death of my wife. It's inclined to make me isolated.
~By Jeremy Brett ~
Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves.
~By Samuel Richardson ~
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
~By John Barrymore ~
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
~By Thomas R. Dewar ~
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
~By Ray Romano ~
One man's folly is another man's wife.
~By Helen Rowland ~
What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!
~By William Blake ~
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
~By Prince Philip ~
My wife wanted my children to have some Chinese culture and education. She believes the children need to learn two languages and two cultures.
~By Jet Li ~
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
~By H. L. Mencken ~
I am not involved in any 'issues' because it's too sensitive for me - or my wife - to get involved. Every time we express an opinion it becomes a whole thing in itself. And the whole purpose of living in the countryside was to get away from hundreds of people. My wife fell off a horse, and suddenly there are hundreds of people around.
~By Guy Ritchie ~
Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.
~By Ace Frehley ~
It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security.
~By Heston Blumenthal ~
Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?
~By Epictetus ~
I've been in this business for a long time at my age, I've just turned 30, and I feel like my wife's career is going incredibly well, my kids are happy and healthy in schools, we've both been able to buy a house for our parents, respectively, in the places they live.
~By Ryan Phillippe ~
For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.
~By Hesiod ~
My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast.
~By Dean Koontz ~
There is no such thing as being good to your wife.
~By Gertrude Stein ~
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
~By Thomas Fuller ~
I knew the term Stepford Wife, and I knew what that meant. I never read the book, and I think before I started filming I watched the movie. I thought it was very dated.
~By Glenn Close ~
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
~By Ben Shahn ~
And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.
~By Mary Tyler Moore ~
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
~By Casey Stengel ~
But even with a character like Cary who is relatively outlandish, at the end of the movie he's in a place where I wouldn't have expected him to be - taking on the responsibility of a woman who is pregnant and who used to be his best friend's wife.
~By Neil LaBute ~
I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally - with your family, your lover, your wife, and, at a certain point, with your children.
~By Bruce Springsteen ~
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
~By Michael Jordan ~
Have a working spouse, because you won't earn a living from writing - not at first, if ever. My wife worked for years to support us.
~By Piers Anthony ~
I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.
~By Corey Feldman ~
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
~By Michael Caine ~
The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.
~By Dorothy Fields ~
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
~By Max Schmeling ~
My judgement is not good when I am on a book tour. I am not thinking about it that much. What happens is I will go back home. I have a 4-year-old and a 1-year-old and a wife who is now taking care of them who is wondering where her husband is.
~By Michael Lewis ~
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
~By Sacha Guitry ~
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.
~By Zakk Wylde ~
They see me as being this Super Mom on TV who also can more than handle a difficult husband, and they assume I'm going to be just full of wisdom as a mother and wife myself.
~By Patricia Richardson ~
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
~By Andrew Jackson ~
My wife and I have spent half our lives, half our adult lives, trying to save special parts of California.
~By Pete McCloskey ~
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
~By Billy Sunday ~
When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit.
~By Jerry Falwell ~
When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop.
~By Joe Slovo ~
I mean, I had probably an illusion of being the wife that, you know, I wanted to create a home. I wanted to have children. I wanted him to be a husband. It was never going to be that way. It couldn't be that way.
~By Priscilla Presley ~
I walked out of the show business in 1968 because I thought that would be good for the family. It took me some time to decide but I wanted to spend more time with my wife and two daughters who were always beside me. I wanted to do everything I could for them.
~By Pete Best ~
I was making films about American society, and it is true that I never felt at home there, except perhaps when my wife and I lived on a farm in the San Fernando Valley.
~By Douglas Sirk ~
What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window.
~By Burton Rascoe ~
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
~By Zig Ziglar ~
I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I do, though I realize that this is somewhat unrealistic.
~By Chris Ware ~
No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.
~By Maurice Gibb ~
I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am.
~By Linda Evans ~
I have been looking after the children. My wife has taken time off.
~By David Ginola ~
The economy of a novelist is a little like that of a careful housewife who is unwilling to throw away anything that might perhaps serve its turn.
~By Graham Greene ~
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
~By Jean Rostand ~
My m.o. as far as choosing projects is I really try not to work. I try to not do the scripts that are offered me. I'm in this wonderful position to be able to do that. The reason I do that is because I know what it takes once I engage, what that means for me personally and for my wife.
~By Jeff Bridges ~
Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.
~By Jessica Alba ~
Therefore I do pray and entreat you in the name of Jesus Christ to do so much as to make my being here in Japan known to my poor wife, in a manner a widow and my two children fatherless; which thing only is my greatest grief of heart and conscience.
~By Will Adams ~
I got to work with my wife, Lena Olin, for the first time, which was great. I thought it might be difficult in some way to talk to one's wife in a different way but it was so not forced.
~By Lasse Hallstrom ~
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
~By Elizabeth Taylor ~
It takes as much discipline to be a mother and a wife as it does to do anything else.
~By Suzanne Vega ~
Rove and his attorneys can parse the words all they want, but it is now clear that while Rove may not have given a reporter Plame's name, he clearly identified her by telling the reporter that Joseph Wilson's wife was a CIA agent.
~By Louise Slaughter ~
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
~By Cyril Connolly ~
What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death?
~By Jessica Savitch ~
A man's home is his wife's castle.
~By Alexander Chase ~
Roman's wife Sharon Tate had been murdered by Charles Manson the year before, but Roman had been through so much leaving the Warsaw ghetto that he was very strong and private.
~By Francesca Annis ~
If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up.
~By Al Sharpton ~
We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again.
~By Tom Araya ~
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates ~
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
~By Charles Baudelaire ~
No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.
~By John Stuart Mill ~
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
~By Henny Youngman ~
As I said, I had no publisher for What a Carve Up! while I was writing it, so all we had to live off was my wife's money and little bits I was picking up for journalism.
~By Jonathan Coe ~
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
~By Rodney Dangerfield ~
Give us a chance to show you that those so-called protective laws to aid women - however well intentioned originally - have become in fact restraints, which keep wife, abandoned wife, and widow alike from supporting her family.
~By Martha Griffiths ~
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
~By Lord Chesterfield ~
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
~By Warren Beatty ~
I'm working on a snow scene right now, and it's summer. It's hot, and I will get chilly. I'll have to turn on the heat. My wife walks in, and it's 95 degrees in the studio. I know it's nutty, but it's a projection you have where you step into the painting.
~By Thomas Kinkade ~
Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.
~By F. H. Bradley ~
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
~By E. Joseph Cossman ~
As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything.
~By Boris Kodjoe ~
Although I enjoyed writing Film Music it was always a means to an end, in that it enabled me to keep a wife and family and write my classical music, which has always been my passion.
~By Malcolm Arnold ~
I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really wants to keep him and he figures her out.
~By Taryn Manning ~
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
~By Tony Curtis ~
You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed.
~By Larry Flynt ~
Realize that a Muslim will know that his wife was seen naked in this machine. You know what would be the reaction?... Terrible. I believe there's technology out there that can identify bomb-type materials without necessarily, overly invading our privacy.
~By Isaac Yeffet ~
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
~By Daniel Boone ~
A happy wife is a happy life.
~By Gavin Rossdale ~
My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year.
~By Ted Shackelford ~
Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.
~By Elizabeth Gaskell ~
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
~By Brian Clough ~
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
~By Bill Cosby ~
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