I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
~By Garry Shandling ~
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war.
~By Asne Seierstad ~
Through her paintings, she breaks all the taboos of the woman's body and of female sexuality.
~By Diego Rivera ~
Old maids, having never bent their temper or their lives to other lives and other tempers, as woman's destiny requires, have for the most part a mania for making everything about them bend to them.
~By Honore De Balzac ~
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
~By Dolly Parton ~
I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.
~By Oliver Reed ~
My only books were woman's looks, and folly's all they've taught me.
~By Thomas More ~
If there is an exotic woman it's always a terrorist role.
~By Persis Khambatta ~
I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman.
~By Mike Tyson ~
And when a woman's will is as strong as the man's who wants to govern her, half her strength must be concealment.
~By George Eliot ~
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.
~By Tammy Wynette ~
Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady.
~By Edith Head ~
I get on the floor, and I can do things a woman a fifth my age can't do.
~By Kitty Carlisle ~
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
~By Robertson Davies ~
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
~By Anais Nin ~
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
~By Tommy Cooper ~
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
~By Earl Wilson ~
At the moment of childbirth, every woman has the same aura of isolation, as though she were abandoned, alone.
~By Boris Pasternak ~
Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.
~By Nicolas de Chamfort ~
I didn't choose the fact that I was gay, but I did choose whether to live my life as a gay woman-that was the terrifying thing for me. Especially being a gay actress.
~By Portia de Rossi ~
How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man.
~By Charles Dudley Warner ~
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.
~By Ian Fleming ~
It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them.
~By Jonathan Carroll ~
I am not a sexy woman, I'm not beautiful, I'm not a sex kitten, I don't flirt with people, yet I've been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I that's solely because I don't reveal too much: people are curious.
~By Shirley Manson ~
When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.
~By Jean Giraudoux ~
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
~By Ambrose Bierce ~
In Hollywood, a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel.
~By Ben Hecht ~
When you understand what you see, you will no longer be children. You will know that life is pain, that each of us hangs always upon the cross of himself. And when you know that this is true of every man, woman and child on earth, you will be wiser.
~By Whittaker Chambers ~
Love of man for woman - love of woman for man. That's the nature, the meaning, the best of life itself.
~By Zane Grey ~
Women are oppressed in the east, in the west, in the south, in the north. Women are oppressed inside, outside home, a woman is oppressed in religion, she is oppressed outside religion.
~By Taslima Nasrin ~
In France, a woman may forget that she is neither young nor handsome; for the absence of these claims to attention does not expose her to be neglected by the male sex.
~By Marguerite Gardiner ~
A reading man and woman is a ready man and woman, but a writing man and woman is exact.
~By Marcus Garvey ~
Terrible and sublime thought, that every moment is supreme for some man and woman, every hour the apotheosis of some passion!
~By William McFee ~
I will say that the idea of a woman being deceptive came from that original discussion with critics and reporters about if woman could do that kind of thing. Evelyn, herself, grew out of the discussions about how capable women are of deceit and lying and manipulation.
~By Neil LaBute ~
Morality which depends upon the helplessness of a man or woman has not much to recommend it. Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
~By Mohandas Gandhi ~
Being the first woman speaker and breaking the marble ceiling is pretty important. Now it's time to move on.
~By Nancy Pelosi ~
A beautiful woman should break her mirror early.
~By Baltasar Gracian ~
I am not an angel and do not pretend to be. That is not one of my roles. But I am not the devil either. I am a woman and a serious artist, and I would like so to be judged.
~By Maria Callas ~
I cannot imagine having a physical relationship with a woman. I have not done that. But I really love women.
~By Catherine Deneuve ~
Why is a woman to be treated differently? Woman suffrage will succeed, despite this miserable guerilla opposition.
~By Victoria Woodhull ~
A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.
~By Mignon McLaughlin ~
A blank wall of social and professional antagonism faces the woman physician that forms a situation of singular and painful loneliness, leaving her without support, respect or professional counsel.
~By Elizabeth Blackwell ~
There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
~By Norman Mailer ~
Some persons have lived manly or womanly lives, and they lack but one thing - open confession of the Lord Jesus Christ. Some men think that they must come to him in a certain way - that they must be stirred by emotion or something like that.
~By Billy Sunday ~
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years.
~By Audrey Hepburn ~
The reason good women like me and flock to my pictures is that there is a little bit of vampire instinct in every woman.
~By Theda Bara ~
When you are a strong woman, you will attract trouble. When a man feels threatened, there is always trouble.
~By Barbara Taylor Bradford ~
My daddy died when I was two years old. My mother raised my two older brothers and me. And we couldn't have had a better situation. I mean, she was the - ran the concession stand at the Little League, and she was the first woman president of The Touchdown Club, the booster club for the high school football team. And so, I had a wonderful childhood.
~By Haley Barbour ~
My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
~By George Washington ~
Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the little woman and the kiddies are usually close at hand.
~By Ilka Chase ~
I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.
~By Rachel Perry ~
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
~By Joseph Conrad ~
A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.
~By H. L. Mencken ~
What will not woman, gentle woman dare; when strong affection stirs her spirit up?
~By Robert Southey ~
Merely external emancipation has made of the modern woman an artificial being. Now, woman is confronted with the necessity of emancipating herself from emancipation, if she really desires to be free.
~By Emma Goldman ~
I love Shirley Maclaine. Love that woman.
~By Cameron Diaz ~
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
~By George Bernard Shaw ~
Because I take care of my body, it doesn't look like the body of a woman of my years.
~By Gloria Swanson ~
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
~By Jerry Lawler ~
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
~By Robert Frost ~
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
~By Honore de Balzac ~
Designing Woman was written for the screen.
~By Vincente Minnelli ~
There is not an issue that a woman cannot bring a perspective to.
~By Eddie Bernice Johnson ~
That one woman is capable of loving another is an historical truth; but never yet lived one who could not listen to her own praises at the expense of her adored friend.
~By Minna Antrim ~
They offered me that film before I did Frida and I said, no, I'm not capable of directing. Then after seeing Julie direct, I was inspired by it. She motivated me to do it, because we don't have role models as woman for directors.
~By Salma Hayek ~
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
~By Jack Nicholson ~
Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say, love begins at the point when a woman enters her first word into our poetic memory.
~By Milan Kundera ~
If he didn't fall in love he would have never come back near the end of the film. Because, what man is going to dishonor himself so that he comes back in front of the man that took a woman away from him... and warns her to save her life?
~By Rod Steiger ~
Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a symbolic penis.
~By Andrea Dworkin ~
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
~By Quentin Crisp ~
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
~By Mae West ~
I can't write if someone else is in the house, not even the cleaning woman.
~By Patricia Highsmith ~
Wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it.
~By William Wycherley ~
The true reason of Ms. Rice's attack against Russia is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention.
~By Vladimir Zhirinovsky ~
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
~By H. L. Mencken ~
Many thanks for all of the love and good wishes sent our way from my friends out there in cartoon land... the only place where a nine month pregnant woman can still play a hot goth chick in a belly shirt!
~By Grey DeLisle ~
The fashionable woman wears clothes. The clothes don't wear her.
~By Mary Quant ~
A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day.
~By Washington Irving ~
A beautiful woman must expect to be more accountable for her steps, than one less attractive.
~By Samuel Richardson ~
For a married woman to flirt is a sin.
~By Anna Held ~
In the end, my pursuit of the elusive New York State driver's license became about much more than a divorced woman's learning to drive for the first time.
~By Suzanne Vega ~
You would never expect a black woman to be the hero.
~By Sanaa Lathan ~
Every woman feels she is too old and has missed the boat.
~By Felicity Kendal ~
It has ever been since time began, and ever will be, till time lose breath, that love is a mood - no more - to man, and love to a woman is life or death.
~By Ella Wheeler Wilcox ~
A woman should say: "Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?" If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
~By Barbara Cartland ~
A man's desire is for the woman, but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.
~By Samuel Taylor Coleridge ~
It's awfully hard to be the son of a great man and also of a half-crazy woman.
~By Henry Steele Commager ~
The other thing is that doctors test only the most common estrogen level. There are three kinds of estrogen in a woman but they don't test the other two because they are so rare; mine was the third kind of estrogen.
~By Marie Osmond ~
I just yesterday returned from a trip where I photographed a woman with two children whom I photographed first when she was the age of the older of the two children.
~By Jock Sturges ~
The orthodox Jewish faith practically excludes woman from religious life.
~By Abraham Cahan ~
I think Democrats are right. We fight for the American dream, for the environment, for privacy rights, a woman's right to choose, a good public education system.
~By Barbara Boxer ~
To be completely woman you need a master, and in him a compass for your life. You need a man you can look up to and respect. If you dethrone him it's no wonder that you are discontented, and discontented women are not loved for long.
~By Marlene Dietrich ~
Woman is also the element of conflict.
~By Marcello Mastroianni ~
Nothing is more pleasant than to see a pretty woman, her napkin well placed under her arms, one of her hands on the table, while the other carries to her mouth, the choice piece so elegantly carved.
~By Jean Anthelme Brillat Savarin ~
I believe that what woman resents is not so much giving herself in pieces as giving herself purposelessly.
~By Anne Morrow Lindbergh ~
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
~By H. L. Mencken ~
A mutual and satisfied sexual act is of great benefit to the average woman, the magnetism of it is health giving. When it is not desired on the part of the woman and she gives no response, it should not take place.
~By Margaret Sanger ~
This bored fantastic woman, with her animal nature, giving herself the pleasure of seeing her enemy struck down, not a particularly keen one for her because she is so weary of having all her desires satisfied.
~By Gustave Moreau ~
I wouldn't mind getting emotionally involved with a woman.
~By Frank Bruno ~
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.
~By Kirk Douglas ~
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